here for a giggle. I only tweet when D̶r̶u̶n̶k̶ depressingly sober

Joined December 2020
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Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days
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by age 27 you should have: • NO cash in the bank • ZERO honeys on your arm • SEVERAL chemical dependencies
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this makes more sense when you understand that this sequel wasn’t meant to do well at the box office - it was intended to be a humiliation ritual to destroy the movie’s legacy as punishment for it resonating with the “wrong” people
Warner Bros declined to test screen ‘JOKER 2’ to audiences at all before the film was complete. (Source: puck.news/newsletter_content…)
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when you get that random rib pain that makes breathing excruciating until you lie on the floor on your back for like five minutes
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if jerma ever played disco elysium I wouldn't even b able to watch it. I'd get so intensely excited 10 mins in that I'd simply have to kill myself
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Thread of the #DiscoElysium skills as Jesters! Intellect
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June is also the men's mental health awareness month. Your feelings are valid, and seeking support is a sign of strength. You got this, Kings.
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It calls to me..
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fucking hate it when cowboys shoot at my feet. i would’ve danced if u just asked nicely
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Show: The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius Language: Dutch Country: Netherlands
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some of yall remind me of salmo, the way you've been programmed to not seek out bread 💵😔
Did You Know: If Salmo the Baker ever acquires bread in his inventory, he will go to either the Two Sisters Lodge or the West Weald Inn, take a bite out of the bread, and crash the game? To avoid this happening, he has been programmed to not seek out bread, despite being a baker.
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Unironically Ichiban is so inspiring to me, whenever i'm having a hard time I think of him and feel like I can keep going
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tomorrow…
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I GROW FLOWERS!!!!!
word association's a bitch
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work in progress
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#dungeonmeshi #laios Im enjoying Dungeon Meshi.... so yummy
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「異世界の住人達行きつけの食堂」 今日はやけにエルフのお客さんが多い #ダンジョン飯 #フリーレンFA
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