cyri · Sep 14, 2026 · 2:52 PM UTC

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DieLayt retweeted

cyri@heterogaydadsSep 14

Replying to @Litigationjacks @SweatiestNerd @Fronttothemoon @SyntheticAnima

ok i’m sorry i’m a buttwhore i’m a little buttfucker i get it

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Daggerlad · May 28, 2023 · 2:04 PM UTC

DieLayt retweeted

Daggerlad@Daggerlad228 May 2023

Me: *sipping beer, checking watch* New clone: *sliding naked from his birthing pod and curling up on the floor* 🤤 Me: Hey bud *placing beer near his head* What’s the play tonight 🙂 New clone: 🤤 Last friday’s clones:🧍🏻‍♂️have beer?🧍🏻‍♂️beer🧍🏻‍♂️beer! Me: 😡SHUT UP! he’s thinking 🥺

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Challah Bread · Aug 20, 2026 · 11:08 PM UTC

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Challah Bread@challah_bread_Aug 20

Replying to @kacey_lola @deathdolnote

Don't crine, it'll be ok.

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Witch · Apr 14, 2026 · 1:05 PM UTC

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Witch@witchwoundsApr 14

*lustfully tracing a knife over your skin* what the fucking kind of fruit is this

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5 pm fan club · Apr 14, 2026 · 9:31 AM UTC

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5 pm fan club@sticbugg__Apr 14

Replying to @turbomander

if i catch his ass snug in his rug again i swear to god

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𝕸𝕶𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆 🇻🇦 · Mar 9, 2026 · 9:17 PM UTC

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𝕸𝕶𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆 🇻🇦@MaitreKordaMar 9

Replying to @lowgradef

It's a doggy doggy world out there.

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the heart · Mar 30, 2026 · 7:29 PM UTC

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the heart@Fredward3948576Mar 30

(turns off the light) Things are about to get a little bit magical in here.. (I smack my knee against a table and go completely silent for 5 minutes)

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John Kennedy · May 16, 2018 · 3:29 PM UTC

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John Kennedy

@FrazzleMyGimp16 May 2018

ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

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DieLayt · Mar 10, 2026 · 9:45 AM UTC

DieLayt@DieLaytMar 10

DieLayt · Mar 9, 2026 · 12:30 AM UTC

DieLayt@DieLaytMar 9

Memory · Feb 11, 2026 · 7:27 PM UTC

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Memory

@MemoryOfflineFeb 11

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brainrot dimension · Jan 19, 2026 · 12:26 AM UTC

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brainrot dimension

@brainrotpostigJan 19

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In/Pacino/Out · Jan 12, 2026 · 4:23 PM UTC

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In/Pacino/Out@slime_machineJan 12

that mind control latina is the key to fixing all of this

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JosephFox2 · Jan 3, 2026 · 2:59 AM UTC

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JosephFox2

@JosephFox_088Jan 3

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Kyle 🌱 · Sep 17, 2025 · 4:53 PM UTC

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Kyle 🌱@KylePlantEmoji17 Sep 2025

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who 😳 Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

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