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This is Elon's world, it's not that deep. Have fun.

South Africa
Joined September 2012
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Fat dude talking shit hits first and is promptly set straight 💀
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Replying to @gyaigyimii
Definitely not coming back buddy
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I'm Rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft services are down worldwide @grok, what happened?
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Now this is funny asf 😭 Ai is moving so different these days 😂
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Former IDAC Prosecutor Santhos Manilall Who Led Cat Matlala’s Medicare24 Corruption Case Joins Cliffe Dekker Hofmeyr After Resigning From NPA Former Investigating Directorate Against Corruption (IDAC) Deputy Director of Public Prosecutions Advocate Santhos Manilall has joined private law firm Cliffe Dekker Hofmeyr (CDH), following his resignation from the National Prosecuting Authority (NPA) last month. His appointment comes after more than 30 years in the legal profession. Manilall was leading the controversial Medicare24 corruption prosecution involving Vusimuzi “Cat” Matlala and 14 others. His departure from the NPA comes as IDAC continues to face scrutiny over its handling of high-profile corruption investigations and prosecutions, including matters involving senior police officials. His name also featured in evidence presented at the Madlanga Commission by IDAC prosecutor Drushantha Ramsamy. She alleged that she had raised concerns with Manilall about the Crime Intelligence and Project Diversion investigations but that he failed to act on her warnings. These allegations formed part of testimony presented before the commission. CDH confirmed that Manilall has joined its Corporate and White-Collar Investigations sector within its Dispute Resolution practice. The firm said he brings more than 30 years of legal experience, including over 20 years in forensic investigations and dispute services, with expertise in fraud, financial crime, corruption and complex investigations.
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Ladies are wrong for this, making a whole Dyan cry🤣🤣🤣 , you can hear this man is is really hurt , women are witches lol
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Namatshamba uTshawe kodwa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂why ehamba kanje???
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They really don’t make them like this anymore. What went wrong?
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I need this gif on WhatsApps 😢
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Here you go 😎
🤣🤣 how tf can I get this gifs
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PICS: The Ngema clan has chosen Phineas Ngema as the head of the clan who will interact withe Zulu monarch on its behalf. Ngema was yesterday formally introduced to King Misuzulu by the elders of the clan and presented ten cows for the royal blessing of their decision. The Ngema clan includes the Nenes and the Mngadis, among other clans - KZN Tonight Podcast
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Bafo, Ungalokuthi uthenge iMoto eGoli nase Mngeni uma ungakwazi ukukhenikha🤞🏾
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Minister Ntshaveni in full MKP colours 😂😂😂
Minister in The Presidency, Khumbudzo Ntshavheni casts her vote at NG Kerk in Faerie Glen, City of Tshwane, as South Africans head to the polls for the 2026 Local Government Elections. Her participation underscores the importance of exercising our democratic right and taking an active role in shaping the future of our communities. #LGE2026 🇿🇦
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The Movement has been made aware via a very liable source that there is a matter that is going to be before the Durban High Court, which the applicants are the South African Human Rights Commission on behalf of “asylum seekers/refugees” where the commission has asked for this matter to be handled discreetly and must not be made public. We have written to the Judge President as the movement to request that this matter be made public because if the results are going to impact us as the public then the request by the SA Human Rights Commission is a very sneaky one because we deserve to know. We will await for the response and give feedback.
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What is this actually for??
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So there's a lot to breakdown in this one, the fact that this dude had the perfect headshot and didn't take it is insane if this was a Home Invasion. Others have also pointed out if he was shooting blanks to miss at close range. Either way shit's insane.
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Yah neh.
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