@simplytee23

πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ Tswana | a lover | Orlando pirates πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ ig : tebogothato_ https://xitter.cf/t.co/DWHzppRlIX

Joined September 2020
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My whole life is proof that prayer works.
Ja Leto
@_falsi1keFeb 11
Be completely honest. Has prayer ever genuinely 'worked' for you?
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Dry humping is such a ugly word for something so sensual 😭😭😭
Ledonga@neoentle_TOct 24
That passionate lamza that leads to dry humping.
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Related but unrelated: a clean house and empty laundry basket can improve 80% of your mood
New Wadu Order@Sir_M_CharlesOct 22
Just cleaned my place and it smells nice πŸ₯Ή
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My mom poured petrol on saturday which was close to R1500 (full tank). She's been swearing at Ramaphosa since Saturday πŸ˜­βœ‹πŸ½
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Hunadi M
@HunadiFlorah2h
Will try again next week 😩
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PrettyGirlFromHluhluwe
@Sneh_Mbuyazii1h
Into ethi mayibe nje>>>>
AbbieπŸ€ŽπŸ‘œ
@AbbietrendsOct 24
God, I see what you’re doing for others πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°
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jynx@miiagarroOct 25
"i can see your nipples through your shirt" first of all stop being ungrateful
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Lesilo Rula
@kay_mahapaOct 24
Greatest collabo album in SA hip hop history.
Rindai 🎈@rindaimuzaOct 24
I love how people love Be Careful What You Wish For ❀️.
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Shmunk.@ShmunkG192h
Achieving your goals >>
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@simplytee2322h
Bought myself ice lollies, Cash! No discount, no credit, didn’t even lay-buy it. I set a goal and achieved it. small girl, big God🫰🏾
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Dumile Cyril@_DumiZA22h
Hi @KFCSA I ordered your mega chips and this is what I got. This can’t be it!
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Hunadi M
@HunadiFlorah2h
Let’s avoid annoying each other, it’s hot
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Me after submitting 2 seconds before the deadline
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Sigh. Is Keyshia Cole aware that she is KEYSHIA COLE?!
Rain Drops Media
@Raindropsmedia112h
Skrilla was spotted with his girlfriend Keyshia Cole in South Philadelphia.
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𝓒𝓱π“ͺ𝓻𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓷π“ͺ𝔂 ΰΌ˜β‹†@nthabisengkgodu21h
I'd rather you just kill me
OREOLUWA🧚🫧🀍@ThatgrlhorlarOct 23
does getting ignored trigger you.?
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Cathy_MπŸŽ€@CathrineM2613432h
I hate afternoon papers😞😭😭 what do you mean ko ngwala ka 2βœ‹πŸ½
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𝙾𝙽𝙴 π™΅π™Ύπš 𝙰𝙻𝙻πŸ₯·πŸΎ
@alithasimpOct 25
the funniest people are not comedians, it’s the people in the TikTok comment section😭
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Something you tried once and instantly knew it wasn't for you ?
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Ese
@Ese73915h
They said when you are 34 weeks pregnant you must have sex 3 times a day or more. Is that true?
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I bring it before you as a burnt offering Lord. AmenπŸ™πŸ½
Sinethemba. πŸ’œ
@cnehshuga3h
Nkosi susa umkhaba wami πŸ™πŸΎπŸ˜”
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molola🫧🌸@Lolaschanne22h
β€œAnything for you baby” I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.
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Whe the first one happens
NOT the normal oneπŸ“.
@ifhimwhynotme15h
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