Liebe Chinesen, warum beschwert ihr euch darüber, dass euer Land als Diktatur bezeichnet wird, während ihr gleichzeitig VPN nutzen müsst, um auf X (Twitter) zuzugreifen?

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LISA🦋 · Oct 21, 2026 · 8:21 PM UTC

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LISA🦋

@LISA4drillOct 21

The world is on fire, but my neighbor has a massive cat named Maximus, a regular sized cat named Mediumus, and a little kitten named Minimus.

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툐실툐실 · Oct 15, 2026 · 10:15 AM UTC

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툐실툐실@tyosiltyosilOct 15

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Bryan Johnson · Oct 9, 2026 · 11:44 PM UTC

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Bryan Johnson

@bryan_johnsonOct 9

I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections

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caleb gamman · Oct 9, 2026 · 8:20 PM UTC

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caleb gamman@calebgammanOct 9

americans think marxism is a religion because church is the only other example they have of someone recommending a book

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λέων · Oct 7, 2026 · 10:46 PM UTC

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λέων@monthrlantOct 7

How it feels to walk home from the pub and see happy couples on the street holding hands, laughing, kissing one another

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Nemo Literam · Apr 15, 2025 · 6:30 AM UTC

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Nemo Literam@nemo_patiens15 Apr 2025

The programme of social-democracy is to create a society comfortable enough to vote Conservative.

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Curtis Sliwa · Oct 3, 2026 · 12:31 AM UTC

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Curtis Sliwa

@CurtisSliwaOct 3

Replying to @JCColtin

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Hug · Sep 28, 2026 · 8:27 PM UTC

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Hug

@altstudio54Sep 28

Alcoholism is the cure to autism but no one wants to discuss the truth.

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Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be · Sep 25, 2026 · 6:00 PM UTC

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Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be

@deershouldntSep 25

i want grillcheese

Image from Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be (@deershouldnt)

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𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒊 · Sep 25, 2026 · 9:30 AM UTC

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𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒊@12kinseiSep 25

Bro's looking at me like i know chinese, cat we're same, ni hao meow.

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Gorgeous Bataille🏳️‍⚧️ · Sep 21, 2026 · 12:15 AM UTC

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Gorgeous Bataille🏳️‍⚧️@microghibliSep 21

i can't help but think that dworkin's brand of feminism is an outgrowth of her zionism not just because of the seperatism but also because of how she speaks abt young boys as inevitable future threats in much the same way that israelis speak of the kids they murder

.@mistandrySep 16

STOP HAVING SONS