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Ghana - South Africa
Joined October 2009
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Water safety is so important. Likely the kid is small and has access to the pool. I don’t find the request absurd. Even for the helper self should she fall into the pool by mistake she must be able to afloat/swim. People drown babe
Just saw an ad for a live in helper in Midrand and one of the main requirements is “ must be able to swim “. Haibo nenzani lapho?😂😂😂
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You were so gagged 🤣
How I Became An International Pornstar Sfiso Ndlovu Tells All. #EngineerYourLife
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I think we should stop joking with this man’s health. Imagine yourself in his shoes. People speculating on your health and making jokes …that’s not nice man. Please let’s stop 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Into emnandi ngoba nebele is that, uma izinto zingahlangani ufaka isandla ebeleni ube sharp. 😭😭👍
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We need a new groove chant. Boys are not delicious 🙏🏾
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I just saw a heart breaking video. I’m assuming this is a Gen Z. He had an opportunity to ask the president one question and this is what he said… 💔
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If this appears on your timeline, kindly repost and help spread the word. Another woman-led robbery was captured on a dashcam on Friday, 30 October, in Hillbrow/Berea, at the corner of Lilly and Joel Streets. Let's help identify those involved and bring them to justice.
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I love it when privileged people get inconvenienced by things they thought doesn't affect them.
Cape Town international airport at a stand still … taxi strike affecting even airports… no staff could arrive and entire system collapsed… where’s @Our_DA @geordinhl
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We should be supporting our local artists with those 3k’s but that’s a chat for another day 😭😭
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I’ve seen a lot of shenanigans, including the Tshwane municipality paying for Nicki Minaj in a sham festival, but this is some of the craziest shenanigans I’ve ever seen.
Chommie, if you missed the presale, this is your moment. 🥛🍪 General on-sale for #MilkCookiesFest is now open, with Olivia Dean headlining in CPT and JHB. GA, Golden Circle and VVIP Tables available. Tickets will sell out. Tickets.milkandcookiesfestiv… The countdown to #MCMW27 just got real.
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Replying to @somilacaba
I wish I was joking
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Greatest Jo’burg club ever🍒
Taboo was crazy, Thato had to check if he’s still alive.
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I found the source of the paper. @DBE_SA @Siviwe_G
Why is @Our_DA teaching our kids rubbish at WC Schools, is this even allowed @Siviwe_G ?
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在非洲南部的内陆小国斯威士兰(Eswatini),至今保留着全非洲最后一个绝对君主专制王权。 这个国家全国有超过 60% 的老百姓生活在贫困线以下,平均寿命不到 60 岁;但统治该国的国王姆斯瓦蒂三世,每年都要举办盛大的“芦苇节”选秀,目前已迎娶了 15 位王妃,生下了30 多个王子公主。 为了不让后宫的王妃们因为争风吃醋吵架,这位国王干出了一件让劳斯莱斯英国原厂都看呆了的团购壮举:他一次性向劳斯莱斯下了 19 台定制版幻影与库里南(价值超 1500 万美元) 的大单,外加 120 台全新宝马轿车与摩托车浩浩荡荡运进王宫,给每位王妃配齐一台专属劳斯莱斯和开道警车队! 面对全国民众的抗议,王室直接通过紧急法令:严禁任何本国公民在街上用手机拍摄国王的豪车车队,违者直接按危害国家安全抓捕判刑!
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Under capitalism sex work is not a choice, young adults are forced into it because of poverty and no employment opportunities.....this is what capitalism does to us💔
You walking the streets in Cape Town they offer you some for R200 🥵
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COURT ORDERS ANGELO AGRIZZI TO PAY STATE R1.66 BILLION IN BOSASA CORRUPTION PROCEEDS The Pretoria High Court has ordered former Bosasa COO Angelo Agrizzi to pay the State R1 666 582 825.73 (R1.66 billion) following a confiscation enquiry linked to his role in the company’s extensive corruption network. Judge Mosopa ruled in favour of the National Director of Public Prosecutions (NDPP), finding that Agrizzi benefited from Bosasa’s unlawful activities and that the State was entitled to confiscate the proceeds. Key findings in the judgment: 🔴 Agrizzi was convicted in November 2025 after pleading guilty to three counts of corruption and one count of money laundering. 🔴 His plea agreement acknowledged a deeply entrenched corruption network at Bosasa, allegedly used to secure government contracts worth approximately R2.37 billion over more than two decades. 🔴 Approximately R75.7 million in bribes was paid between 2000 and 2016 to secure contracts. 🔴 The court found that Agrizzi had failed to make full and frank disclosure of his financial affairs and properties, including assets in Italy. 🔴 The judge rejected his argument that he could not be held liable for the wider criminal activities of Bosasa, finding that he had acted in common purpose with other executives. 🔴 The court also found that his salary, bonuses, investments and pension benefits could be considered benefits derived from unlawful activities. THE ORDER: Agrizzi must pay the State R1,666,582,825.73. Interest is payable from the date of judgment until final payment. He must also pay the State’s legal costs, including the costs of two counsel on Scale C. The judge emphasised that the purpose of a confiscation order is to ensure that criminals do not benefit from their ill-gotten gains.
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Victim and eye witness
🙆‍♂️ayibo
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The ANC did 🇿🇦 wrong. It took common criminals and made them top ‘anti-corruption’ cops. Most egregious, they went on to terrorize qualified and educated African professionals. Some 3rd World country stuff.😡
Gorgeous Andrea Johnson & her work boyfriend Feroz Khan reunite in the DOC ..... lovebirds 😂 #MadlangaCommission
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South African brands continue to expand in Zimbabwe. Plato will open new cafes in Pomona & Ruwa. teapawt.net/NunuraiNdawana/status/…
For a while now, I have been saying things are happening in Zimbabwe. Today South African community coffee chain Platō Coffee announced the opening of two outlets in the Harare Metropolitan Area. 1. Pomona | Where the city new light industry are located and moving to. 2. Ruwa | Zimbabwe’s largest and quickest growing satellite town. Today Ruwa is home to a growing middle class community. What does this mean ? The disposable incomes are growing around Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 . Ruwa is particularly an investors dream. Modern highway with two flyovers under construction. An airport direct line in the works and a railway line and a new shopping mall in the works powered by @terraceafrica @abbandiki Welcome to Ruwa Platō Coffee.
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