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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Explain this then, Mike
Replying to @wilsmoore_ @Austin2Jacobsen
Literally central Nebraska, and maybe even the eastern side.
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.










































