You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

Michigan, USA
Joined July 2015
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I got a million percent faith in you too bro
Lions’ Jameson Williams on Jake Bates’ game-winning field goal: “I got a full hundred, thousand, million percent (faith) in Jake. That’s one of my closest guys on the team. I got the ultimate faith in him.”
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I don’t give a damn bout my bald reputation
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The Packers are no angels
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J🤡rdan L♿️ve
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4 was ballin out there today man. Another game winning drive and another W!! Browns in first place what they gonna say now?
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jake retweeted
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We all make several mistakes hourly every single day
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Do you ever get scared about your penis
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Can I have your stupid skin
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5 signs your penis is getting better at rapping
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I don’t got the meat for all that
how u arrange it?
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Cutting my family off cause I won McDonalds monopoly
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Pregaming a trip to the pharmacy
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