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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
ppl bought a ps5 pro just to play gta 6 at 30 fps LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Grand Theft Auto VI - targeting 30 FPS PS5 Pro - PSSR and ray-traced shadows supported Xbox Cloud Gaming supported & remote play support on PS5/Xbox rockstargames.com/newswire/a…
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cousin just sent me this
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
“Targeting 30 fps” and not just “30 fps.” We are in for some generational horseshit
Grand Theft Auto VI - targeting 30 FPS PS5 Pro - PSSR and ray-traced shadows supported Xbox Cloud Gaming supported & remote play support on PS5/Xbox rockstargames.com/newswire/a…
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
Replying to @IAMTOMMACDONALD
Tom, thank you for making this song. My wife has been in a coma since 2021. I just played this in her hospice room and she got up walked over and threw my phone out of the window. Your song works miracles.
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Fetterman is not in a talkative mood today He stayed silent when asked repeatedly about the election results and the Iran war
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
Today’s gun is the Mauser 1895 bolt action rifle! This gun is known fo- Wait, what? Are you serious?? Nothing else??? Really?? You’re gonna make me put *that* in here?? *frantically flips through notes* There’s no way… this is, this is it? This is the only notable use???
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
Replying to @Graesplaene_
the tweet is so fucking vague you cant know if Notch was being racist again or was he stating his new sexual fantasies
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
The ADL is awfully quiet
Ye has broken his own record for the most-attended rap show in U.S. history at AT&T Stadium. He has now headlined the three highest-attended rap concerts of all time in the country.
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
for those of you who can’t connect dots.
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
There’s no joke here or punchline. Chapelle hasn’t told a joke with a punchline in like 20 years. Now he just wanders around the stage trying to be some kind of midwit philosopher, delivering a bunch of safe “edgy” opinions in a self-congratulatory way like a late stage George Carlin. A totally insufferable unfunny hack. Wildly overrated for his whole career. Chapelle’s Show does not hold up at all. He came up with like two funny sketches and that’s it. The media treated him like Jesus back in the day because he was a black comedian making jokes about white people. If you go back and watch some of that stuff now you’ll be shocked by how much it sucks.
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
People said this was an unrealistic reaction for Homelander and then every conservative started acting like this after the midterms lol
Democrats ain’t even sworn in yet, and they got Donald like this:
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
I’m good with making this guy speaker
Hard launching the new “Belt to Ass Congressman” from North Carolina 👀
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
this is still the funniest thing zohran has ever said 😭 he was so quick with it
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
JENSEN! THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY CHINESE MODELS!!!!!!!
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
Jensen Huang should not have slept with a Chinese spy. He should’ve artificially inseminated her instead. by Elon Musk
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
My family: please don’t get political at dinner Me:
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
First Hegseth… Then Homan. Belt to ass. HOLD THEM ALL ACCOUNTABLE.
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
You realize this is a dream job for a sizable chunk of the population. Immured inside a big concrete cylinder & drip fed worm percocet so you can play Space Shipping Tycoon for 5,000 years in a row. There’s guys out there doing that for free right now
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune? In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
Doing stuff like this should bar you from holding certain jobs, voting, owning a firearm, maybe even operating a motor vehicle
I told ChatGPT, "Design this room based on what you know about me"
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312c 🧀☭🐀☭🥜 retweeted
oh god... so i guess these days you can just write a tweet and thanks to the disinformation machine it becomes fact...
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