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Taijay

@3ambedtimeguy

|29| I won bar trivia by myself once | He/Him

 Virginia, USA
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Joined August 2017
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College students when they see something that's free:
Faithful Black Men Association (@OfficialFBMA) profile pictureFaithful Black Men Association
@OfficialFBMA26 Oct 2019
Caption this 😂
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Elite show
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rrudie@_pressuredrop_16h
how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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َ@viceouttahere13h
went to a halloween party with no costume and somebody thought i was clayface
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Movies are hilarious because sometimes the best song on the soundtrack isn’t even in the actual movie.
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oscy@BucketofSnails4h
It happened to me: went to a Halloween party and guessed someone’s costume for them to tell me they’re not wearing one.
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nae@euphorixa21h
a bag of halloween candy is damn near $30?? absolutely not. I will be giving out advice.
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You were probably about to show them an underrated piece of cinema too 💔💔.
capyzara (@poisonwithana) profile picturecapyzara@poisonwithana7h
hate having siblings both of them refused to watch a movie with me ugh
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H@H3rvvvOct 29
Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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Brandon@BrandSCFLOct 30
Picked up these protein bars today. 😋
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I hate SF Halloween what do you mean you’re the vaguepost king
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Concocting viral tweets at the Halloween party with a think tank
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Parking lot attendant is a real one 💯!!
alexandra (@bubbzaa) profile picturealexandra@bubbzaa17h
And to top it off my card wouldn’t go thru for the parking! Girl was so nice enough to be like just go park.. I have to enjoy my time
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Halloween is the perfect opportunity to pass out all the ketchup and sauce packs you've been accumulating all year.
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Ben Affleck juggling a Dunkin' Donuts order
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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I hate corporate Halloween. What do you mean I’m Spotify Wrapped?
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You have to impeach AND remove him from office. Impeaching him does nothing cause he’s already been impeached twice before.
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Kamala Harris Advises Democrats Against Impeaching Trump
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@petaltrinOct 25
someone dressed up as dakota johnson and limes from that one interview 😭
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@petaltrinOct 24
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Both blueberry muffins but…….. they are NOT the same
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Try to see if you can get like a ‘29 3rd or 4th thrown in to give you some ammo to move your ‘29 2nd up into the late 1st to stomach losing your original ‘29 1st. If your team is still playoff caliber in the future you basically traded for your own pick back 💯.
Dustin Royer (@All22_FF) profile pictureDustin Royer@All22_FFOct 30
Trying to win back-to-back championships and managed to get myself in a position where I'm extremely short on running backs. Gun to your head. If you had to pick a move here, which one would you do?
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