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aston · Sep 25, 2025 · 10:39 PM UTC

aston@4st0n25 Sep 2025

Joke country

Sky News

@SkyNews25 Sep 2025

BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK. The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK. @MhariAurora reports. trib.al/ccTgxuY

Mo.v27 · Apr 15, 2025 · 1:20 AM UTC

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feven - ፌቨን@missfeven27 Apr 2024

What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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aston · Nov 2, 2024 · 1:22 PM UTC

aston@4st0n2 Nov 2024

State of the taff cunts

Football Away Days

@AwayDays_2 Nov 2024

Swansea fans on the way to Oxford today.

Image from Football Away Days (@AwayDays_)

Imperator Philippus Arabus · Oct 23, 2024 · 10:12 PM UTC

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Imperator Philippus Arabus@PhilippusArabus23 Oct 2024

Most traffic is due to low IQ drivers with long reaction time.

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aston · Oct 9, 2024 · 8:12 PM UTC

aston@4st0n9 Oct 2024

Catching up on a Sunday morning whilst kitting up for the AM kick off 😍

Football Remind ⚽️@FootballRemind8 Oct 2024

The intro to ‘The Premiership’ on ITV Pure nostalgia ⚽️👏

aston · Sep 13, 2024 · 11:18 AM UTC

aston@4st0n13 Sep 2024

4 4 fucking 2

!@Kashe1dz11 Sep 2024

Proper Barclays. None of that over analysis.

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aston · Sep 12, 2024 · 3:12 PM UTC

aston@4st0n12 Sep 2024

Arsenal

@Arsenal12 Sep 2024

Belief in what we do. Mikel Arteta has committed his future to The Arsenal ✊

ALT Mikel Arteta signs a new contract at Arsenal with Tim Lewis and Edu.

aston · Aug 24, 2024 · 3:36 PM UTC

aston@4st0n24 Aug 2024

Imagine being such an insufferable misery, projecting cunt as this engagement fiend 🥴

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

@MikeyCycling24 Aug 2024

I just don't know why people think this much booze is fun or desirable. Struggling to cope with the world?

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aston · Aug 19, 2024 · 11:39 AM UTC

aston@4st0n19 Aug 2024

Mental. Fucking. Illness.

Unlimited L's

@unlimited_ls18 Aug 2024

Any restaurant owner/manager that allows this does not care about its customers

aston · Aug 17, 2024 · 2:34 PM UTC

aston@4st0n17 Aug 2024

Can tell this cunts from leek. Typed with 6 digits

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aston · Aug 16, 2024 · 12:03 PM UTC

aston@4st0n16 Aug 2024

I would happily bonnet this busy cunt

CyclingMikey the Unspeakable

@MikeyCycling15 Aug 2024

Caught a van driver, a hard working man, eating food out of a tupperware box with both hands whilst driving along. I also caught on video his drifting around in the lane as a result of this. Just had the notice-of-intended-prosecution-issued email.