No es serio que tarden tanto en contar los votos cuando Israel es más chico que mi prepucio
Yo siempre pensé que el odio a la escena de "No me gusta la arena" era por meme.
Me sorprendió ver gente que realmente la criticaba sin entender que se refería a su tiempo como esclavo en Tatooine.
The Star Wars Prequels are hated by the midwits, because there's nothing in them for the midwits.
If you're smart the politics make sense and the psychosexual story about awkward issolated prodigies persecuted by their civilization for bizzare hidden reasons is engaging/relatable
If you're dumb the action is really fun.
If you're a midwit you feel dirty like you see how a stupid person could like it, but feel stupid you can't follow the politics, and feel really threatened by the lack of moral clarity and psychosexual elements.
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Prequel haters don't understand the films at all. They think the Jedi being flawed, Anakin being awkward, Padme's outfits contradicting her words in the romance story, the Trade Federation avoiding consequences, or Obi-Wan being hypocritically reckless, are writing mistakes.
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"not special forces" yeah no shit dude, actual special forces tend to be normal looking dudes in jeans and a quarter zip fleece with a baseball cap. these look like the annoying rich kids who take paintball and airsoft way too seriously
Cualquiera puede hacer una buena película, pocos pueden hacer una obra poética/teatral como lo son las precuelas
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The fact that Americans need to be told that conservatism isn’t about shilling for billionaires and libertarians proves that they are utterly lost
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Replying to @MorganStradling
I love Star Wars. Lucas really did modernise the epic. And I think people misunderstand his dialogue. They go into it expecting realism, when what they get is poetry. The dialogue is written in a symbolic register that carries the themes of the story. No one, after all, complains that Homer’s dialogue is not ‘real’.
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Can’t forget how the Hohenzollerns had to call themselves the “King in Prussia” for like 70 years because the Habsburgs were okay if they were only “Kings” in their possession that was in Poland-Lithuania and not in Brandenburg.
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Replying to @WeaverRising2
>Scientists find way to fight cancer
>Make cancer commit suicide
>Scientists are Japanese
Kojima ahh writing
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Would be so boring
Literally just WW1 again with a stronger Germany and weaker Entente
Che no se si son boludos o que pero básicamente el capítulo dice que nosotros somos los que invadimos las islas, no que GB invadió
Posta que no les puede costar tanto
Entienden lo GRAVE que es que uno de los canales más vistos del país el supuesto "canal de la familia" censure la escena donde se explica que son las Islas Malvinas y todo el tema de que las invadieron?
Justo en el momento que el gobierno está haciendo malabares para recuperarlas y que incluso se envió la Ley Malvinas?
Es una vergüenza. @telefe son operadores británicos traidores a la patria.


































