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gotta respect the people who do this thing on twitter where they refer to themselves in 3rd person. it shows a true commitment to being unreal
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This is your formal invitation to comment with a video of you singing the first two lines *as written,* good luck!
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willem dafoe as a normal stop sign with exactly five fingers
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Muistatko, milloin aloitit Twitterin käytön? Minä muistan! #TwitterMerkkipäiväni
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are you a doctor? do you believe in reincarnation? *shoots him from behind* good luck
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i am singlehandedly responsible for the increase in bird strikes on commercial airliners by using my ginormous brain to psychically convince the birds to kamikaze those fucking jet engines baby.
sorry.
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getting called "princess" unsolicited by TSA agents when they find my pink butterfly backpack in the airport metal detector, even as i insist that im no such thing, and that i am merely of 'commoner' blood
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im the man who will give you $0 for 0 dollars, for free. my name is No Money Nio and i will be behind the dumpster at jc penney if you need me
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Salvador Dali, The Purrsistence of Meowmory bit.ly/1YpwpMT #FatCatArt


































