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5ake™

@5akeMark

Be Real. Manutd.

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Joined August 2023
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rustax (@ruv_rashe) profile picture
rustax@ruv_rashe11h
Patient died of a UTI (urinary tract infection) because the antibiotic he needed was out of stock. Spent a week just basically watching and waiting for him to die. Perfect example of system failure and why this vote is so important. People are literally dying!
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I learnt on Twitter that Igbo’s started making soups in 1967 during the Biafran Genocide. Even the bitter leaf and egusi soups mentioned by Chinua Achebe in Thing fall apart (1958) were a figment of his imagination 😭😭
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Then I did my job!
jadeee 🇵🇸 #NBAChamps (@punkinomenon) profile picturejadeee 🇵🇸 #NBAChamps@punkinomenon17h
This was the first wrestling show I went to and this shit genuinely almost made me cry, I prayed that Mark Henry died before I went to bed that night
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Rest in peace Jesus De Miguel🤍 Sending all my strength & condolences to his loved ones. 🙏
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Rowland@Rowland867277022h
Omo this life if you no get money, you go just dey wish dey go
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That Italian rat posted every bit of Ten Hag’s baseless interview but didn’t utter a word about Hakimi’s and Unai Emery’s interviews
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🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: “When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣
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Og'OD (@Blackmade4) profile picture
Og'OD@Blackmade4Nov 2
vote for Peter Obi
Chess.com (@chesscom) profile pictureChess.com
@chesscomNov 2
Ask for that raise. Send that risky text. Sacrifice your rook.
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Alice Mills@millsalice1447h
My dreams of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.
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🚨 UEFA confirm a minute’s silence will be observed before tonight's Champions League games following the tragic passing of CD Tenerife player Jésus de Miguel.
Image from Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)
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🚨Roma’s training session has been cancelled as players started arguing and fighting over who is supposed to score their 5th goal against ManU.
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CP (@CPknowsball) profile picture
CP
@CPknowsballNov 2
Trophies won for Man United since Sir Alex retired: Contaminated foreign DNA: 6 Pure Man United DNA: 0
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🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: “When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣
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JULIUS ㊗️ (@XBig30) profile picture
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This touch from Icardi wasn't ordinary it was pure magic 🪄 🔥
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marcus@winninugly117h
My parents didnt put me on anything growing up my interests were cartoon network and talking to myself
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Honestly, when all the career politicians gang up against a candidate, pay attention, because that's usually a clue he's the best pick.
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Yung6ix
@Yung6ixNov 2
Belief na personal journey nor be public validation matter.
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5ake™@5akeMark10h
“There should be a licence for being a parent”
Kou, Embodiment of Cuteness (@TheMokou27) profile pictureKou, Embodiment of Cuteness@TheMokou2713h
Replying to @nobengunii
There should be a license for being a parent
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do you ever feel disappointed in yourself knowing people initially had such a high impression of you, but as they get to know you, you can almost sense that you’re not quite who they thought you were
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Pogbamovic@pogbamovic_Nov 2
Someone needs to hang the league table at the training ground cause I don’t understand what’s funny
UF (@UtdFaithfuls) profile pictureUF
@UtdFaithfulsNov 2
Mbeumo's reaction to Baleba's challenge in training. 😭😭 [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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