Beads. BEES?! Beads! BEADS?!
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Michael Seixeiro retweeted
Six-year-old Miumiu performing “Fly Me to the Moon” in Nanjing, China several weeks ago.
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some financial tips:
-pay off ur min. credit card payments
-create a budget
-save a portion of each paycheck
-oh none of this working? then it’s heist time baby
-get the gang back together
-one last job, then u can all retire
-u did it!!
-but at what cost? rick died in the heist
Michael Seixeiro retweeted
each morning I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos. i pour hot water over it, steeping it like tea, and then i drink it all day at work (i work at the white house) and at the end of the day, as i take the last sip of the tea, the soft ravioli slides into my mouth, and i eat it
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WHY BRO WHYYY 😭 teapawt.net/Sharp_tK/status/995366…
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Official rank of beer types:
1. Stouts
2. Porters
3. Tripels
4. Lambics
5. Brown Ales
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828,272. IPAs
Michael Seixeiro retweeted
Let's make up new sex moves. #sexmoves 1. French Exit 2. Tuxedo Surprise. 3. Potato Boy
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(Spelling Bee)
JUDGE: Your word is catastrophe.
ME: Y. O. U. R. F. A. C. E.
*all the mics in the room simultaneously drop to the floor*
Michael Seixeiro retweeted
Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling
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This is like if "Eat, Pray, Love" were about some dude doing squats, having sex, and then rollerblading.
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Journalists are getting it wrong #ChuckBerry didn't help define or was part of the fabric: he literally was THE STANDARD of rock n roll.
