@7_SimonH

Husband, Father, petrol-sniffer, gardener. Personal chef, chauffeur, travel-planner, go-fer. I am the keeper of the loft.

Joined February 2010
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It's not 7.5 It's £7.50 FFS (and that's too much) #ownyourprices
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Celebrating my 25th #lemans anniversary listening to Hindhaugh and Trussers (on such good form) with a chilled adult beverage. Only way it gets better is next year 😉 @radiolemans
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Well it turns out that @elonmusk is a bit precious and has removed #BlockMusk when it started trending at number 2 in the UK. Shall we try: #BlockElonMusk
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To die with a choice of sides, what a heavenly way to die
Bobbi@BobbiHuyton25 Jul 2024
And if a battered chicken bus, crashes into us
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"Bollocks is it raining - we invented rain, I'll tell you when it's raining - get that barbie out..."
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Guys just a heads up re: Couch to 5k. It’s literally zero couch. You’d think day 1 would be some couch but no, the couch element is essentially day 0. You are moving from the word go, should be called 0-5km to be honest. So yeah be warned
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#DabOfOppo 😯
Massimo
@Rainmaker19736 Jul 2024
View from a B-29 cockpit. [📹 sportyspilotshop] xitter.cf/i/status/1809620120022…
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Who won hat of the night? #Elections2024
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A new day in Westminster has dawned...
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We won't remember them.
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Replying to @xylottie @GeneralBoles
@xylottie @GeneralBoles
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Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
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With luck this should be our last anti-Tory video for a long long time
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The feeble attempt to remove the Led By Donkeys sign from the Nigel Farage event, with the song 'Right Said Fred' added.
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Fancy being the Spad or social media bod whose job it is to pull wordclouds from tweets featuring 'Rishi Sunak' for the morning update. How prominent do you reckon the words 'tetchy', 'liar' and 'prick' will be? #socialmedia #election Or do you hide those @CCHQPress ?
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Like this?
Rose Callaghan@operation_rosie17 Mar 2024
Replying to @operation_rosie
I think I've figured it out. He just needs to stop trying to smile. Brooding and serious is the only way to go.
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#unfortunatealgorithm 🤦‍♂️
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Oliver Dowden says Gary Lineker should stay out of politics. Lets do a little test of public opinion. If Gary Lineker should stay out of politics LIKE If Oliver Dowden needs to get out of politics RT
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Another absolutely brilliant #Panto @GroveTheatre . @WillKenning hilarious again and Steve McFadden an awesome baddie. Laughed my ass off 🤣👍
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