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The force fed Americanisation of football is another nail in the coffin. Nobody gives a single fuck about these needless interviews because they’re objectively useless. You don’t get proper insight, all you get is stock answers or players that rightly don’t want to speak. Bin it.

Big yourself up, Rodrigo. Football is the toughest profession without question but what he’s had to face in his personal life is soul destroying. Use this goal to the fullest and never look back. All power to him and his wife. The Fulham family is with you. #ffc

Number 9 play doesn’t have to be pretty and Rodrigo Muniz roughed it up enough to earn a deserved point on balance. Held Thiaw and Schar on a tight leash after replacing Garcia and was Johnny-on-the-spot to flick home his first of the campaign. Hard yards, stuck it up ‘em. #ffc

Both ‘keepers have made a series of blinding saves and though its scoreless at the break, the first 45 wasn’t without its golden opportunities. Burn had an opener scrubbed off, King - who’s been central to everything - had a sublime volley palmed away, a decent all-round showing.

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England do not possess a number ten like King. Direct, comfortable with receiving the ball to feet under pressure, trained to spin off the shoulder, Josh’s intelligence will tell and he will make an impact. Fulham talisman, Three Lions squad member. Cap surely pending. #ffc

Other than Suzuki not screwing his hands on, we actually should’ve won that game at a canter. On top for the vast majority, hoodoo of Villa Park parked for another year at least, it’s a point to savour and a point to enjoy. I’ll have that. Git up you fucking Fulham. #ffc

It’s bad because we can’t make opportunities stick. Villa should be a goal up anyway, and while we’ve warmed to it, we’re still so shite in offensive areas. Garcia needs a rocket - we’ve nothing to hit when we need an outlet. We can salvage something but fucking hell, how? #ffc

It’s mad how Andersen’s return to Fulham was so heavily romanticised and now it’s just a stark reminder as to why you should never let an ex back in. Simply has to be sold in January for a cut price. Scuppers every chance he gets to redeem himself. #ffc

Another Fulham disaster-class in not being able to finish your fucking dinner. Could’ve been 3 goals to the good at half time but we simply don’t have the bollocks to tuck it home and run away with games for nailed-on Ws. Seriously poor up top and we’ve no resolve. #ffc

You’ve simply gotta love the calming sight of Tom Cairney on a Premier League pitch sending mere boys in comparison to the offie for a Ribena and a Twirl. Alvaro will be wise to tap into his experience from here onward, the 35-year-old can still stick and move, no messing. #ffc

Three points, virtually in the bag from kick-off. Hull were bystanders as Fulham’s stranglehold tightened and if it weren’t for a string of glaring misses, it could’ve been a cricket score. Berge superlative, King presiding, Bassey immovable and Arbeloa, relieved. Giiiit up! #ffc

As ever, everything positive in advanced areas is being quality checked by King. He’s been sensational. His close control has sucked markers in and in an instance, he’s away. So nice with it. We have to go again after the break, find that second and push on properly. #ffc

Won’t say much more on this (I’m lying) but next weekend is make-or-break for Arbeloa. If he can’t secure three points at home against Hull fucking City, he has to get the boot. I’d go all-out for Eddie Howe, no fannying about. Old Father Time is sharpening the guillotine. #ffc

Arbeloa had three weeks to establish a plan of action. I am totally unconvinced by his tactical understanding and yet again, his subs were illogical and damning. We do not know how to kill teams off, cut adrift in attacking scenarios and panicked in the latter stages. See ya.

Our decision making and execution in the final third is woeful. Seriously have to chat about how many decent openings we squander. Garcia hasn’t been able to make it stick, we’ve paused in decent scenarios down the left and we can’t hit the target for buggery. Up it. #ffc

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After allegedly sharing choice words with Bangladesh’s manager, this is the best way to shut mouths up. Get in, Farhaan! Making waves on the senior international stage and progressing excellently at Boreham Wood. “Wonderkid”. #ffc