Cam Ramsey

The force fed Americanisation of football is another nail in the coffin. Nobody gives a single fuck about these needless interviews because they’re objectively useless. You don’t get proper insight, all you get is stock answers or players that rightly don’t want to speak. Bin it.

Big yourself up, Rodrigo. Football is the toughest profession without question but what he’s had to face in his personal life is soul destroying. Use this goal to the fullest and never look back. All power to him and his wife. The Fulham family is with you. #ffc

Number 9 play doesn’t have to be pretty and Rodrigo Muniz roughed it up enough to earn a deserved point on balance. Held Thiaw and Schar on a tight leash after replacing Garcia and was Johnny-on-the-spot to flick home his first of the campaign. Hard yards, stuck it up ‘em. #ffc

Both ‘keepers have made a series of blinding saves and though its scoreless at the break, the first 45 wasn’t without its golden opportunities. Burn had an opener scrubbed off, King - who’s been central to everything - had a sublime volley palmed away, a decent all-round showing.

Say it

England do not possess a number ten like King. Direct, comfortable with receiving the ball to feet under pressure, trained to spin off the shoulder, Josh’s intelligence will tell and he will make an impact. Fulham talisman, Three Lions squad member. Cap surely pending. #ffc

Gonna be honest JK, the kid was jank

Suzuki’s Costly Breakdown

Other than Suzuki not screwing his hands on, we actually should’ve won that game at a canter. On top for the vast majority, hoodoo of Villa Park parked for another year at least, it’s a point to savour and a point to enjoy. I’ll have that. Git up you fucking Fulham. #ffc

It’s bad because we can’t make opportunities stick. Villa should be a goal up anyway, and while we’ve warmed to it, we’re still so shite in offensive areas. Garcia needs a rocket - we’ve nothing to hit when we need an outlet. We can salvage something but fucking hell, how? #ffc

Can’t say shit to that he is utter arse and our recruitment team is also wank

Bloke’s a raging helmet

It’s mad how Andersen’s return to Fulham was so heavily romanticised and now it’s just a stark reminder as to why you should never let an ex back in. Simply has to be sold in January for a cut price. Scuppers every chance he gets to redeem himself. #ffc

Eddie’s Goin’ Nketiah

Another Fulham disaster-class in not being able to finish your fucking dinner. Could’ve been 3 goals to the good at half time but we simply don’t have the bollocks to tuck it home and run away with games for nailed-on Ws. Seriously poor up top and we’ve no resolve. #ffc

Indeed, but we know how the food chain works

In his younger years - if long-term injuries didn’t stunt his career - he would’ve been in the mix for an England spot. One of the cleanest, calmest innovators in the game. Glides through bodies, lays it up on a silver platter and has an eye for the spectacular. Fulham legend.

Fulham haven’t been trounced this season and are better than glancing opinions may state. Their league standing isn’t determining. Uh oh, eh.

You’ve simply gotta love the calming sight of Tom Cairney on a Premier League pitch sending mere boys in comparison to the offie for a Ribena and a Twirl. Alvaro will be wise to tap into his experience from here onward, the 35-year-old can still stick and move, no messing. #ffc