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Joined March 2013
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U can have my friendly hoe pls don’t take my quiet standoffish one
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We’re sooooo close to a candidate with a BBL, give it a few years.
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She wanna hurt me
if a girl dms you first then it only means one thing
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I dress for the male gaze because I’m power hungry. I understand the power of being desired. Men are remarkably easy to influence when they find you beautiful. Their eyes light up, their judgment softens, and suddenly you have them in the palm of your hand. And I enjoy that.
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the one thing i don’t like about the internet is how it ruined regional slang. watching people outside of nyc say fried/frying, bird, dub and many others is uncomfortable lmao
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Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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Im gonna do that anyway but I just told u something that genuinley shook me to the core and ur reminding me to be Hot
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Expressing any type of profound disappointment/general hardship and being met with “yeah well just get sexier and u will feel better” is so 💀
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No blue tick
We were fucking, you suggested anal, I agreed. You put your dick inside my shithole, pulled it out and it was covered in shit, and suddenly you’re squeezing your face? What exactly were you expecting to come out? An iPhone 18? A bouquet of flowers? Mtchwww
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today i am embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join
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The Only Way Out Is Through Thursday #TheOnlyWayOutIsThroughThursday
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i never experienced no slow burn shit in my life. it be all of a 10 year relationship in 90 days
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If I was girl I’d be tweeting shit like look im centering males IM CENTERING MALES
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Not enough monkey
I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄
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i miss u so much come to new york
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its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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Being so dead serious when I say Rx Papi is lyrically on the same level as Kendrick and J Cole
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the way i dgaf about any of these people makes me feel like im on a different internet
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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