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Joined February 2025
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So let me get this straight. 2021: Biden's infrastructure law puts $5B into FAA air traffic control facilities. That means towers and buildings. It doesn't replace the decades-old copper-and-switches network that connects them. 2023: The FAA hires Verizon for $2.4B to build that replacement network. Two years later it still isn't running. Project 2025 calls for spinning air traffic control out of the FAA and privatizing it if possible. 2025: DOGE fires about 400 FAA staff, including maintenance mechanics at 18 air traffic control facilities that were already short on technicians. Musk pushes Starlink to replace Verizon. Newark's radar and radios keep going dark because of old copper wire and untested telecom links. Congress puts $12.5B toward the fix and calls it a down payment. June 2026: Air Space Intelligence wins a 12-year FAA contract worth up to $875.9M to build SMART, an AI air traffic management system. Months earlier, ASI's PAC donated to the campaign of Duffy's son-in-law. The award was competitive. ASI's Air Force deal was sole-source. November 10: SMART goes live at all 22 Air Route Traffic Control Centers, about 50 days after its first launch over Washington. The controllers' union says it wasn't involved in the rollout. November 13: An update hits the private network that links every center. The network reboots and crashes, the old equipment chokes, and controllers get bad data. The result is the third nationwide ground stop in US history: more than four hours, nearly 8,000 cancellations and 10,000+ delays. Officials blame old equipment. ASI and Duffy say SMART had nothing to do with it. DHS says it can't rule anything out. Nobody has said what the update was or who approved it. And an earlier review had already warned that this network was no longer supported and that one failure could cut off an entire region. Anyone who has shipped software into legacy infrastructure knows the appropriate playbook: ⭐️ Map every dependency. ⭐️ Test against real failure modes. ⭐️ Run old and new in parallel. ⭐️ Roll out in stages. ⭐️ Change one major thing at a time. ⭐️ Keep a rollback you've actually tested. ⭐️ Keep the operators in the room. I suspect a lot of newer engineers raised on vibecoding have never learned this. Prompting gets something new on screen fast, but it won't teach you how a decades-old network reacts to an update at 4pm on a Friday. Speed is not the metric. In aviation, reliability and accountability have to be built in from day one. Bring back the adults in the room.
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Fun Fact: Once upon a time there was a U.S. congressman named Sean Duffy who voted AGAINST updating air traffic control systems.
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This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging, insurrectionist, running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth." This was published by Annalise B Winterborne on TikTok. #DemsUnited
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“If that’s rape, then every guy I know is a rapist!” Sir, that’s not a defense. That’s a confession with a group chat attached.
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Luke retweeted
MAGA when a rapist goes to jail:
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JD Vance thinks you should have to speak English to receive care at a hospital. Wait until he hears about neonatal intensive care units. The audacity of those babies expecting care when they don’t even speak the language.
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OMG This is hysterical! 😂😂😂🤣😭
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Please don't plant these around Data Centers 😆
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The anti-Ukraine to being a rapist and/or pedophile pipeline holds strong.
Russell Brand, 51, was convicted in London of raping a 21-year-old fan and sexually assaulting three other women. He was remanded in custody on 5 November and faces a substantial prison sentence.
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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the bigots who spent years complaining that respecting pronouns and chosen names was “forcing them to accommodate delusions” now have to deal with a delusional megalomaniac demanding everyone recognize his new name for AI or be branded an enemy of the nation.
JUST IN: Trump declares anyone who uses the term Artificial Intelligence instead of Super Intelligence is “THE ENEMY!”
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I'll retire this joke when they knock it off but we all know that'll never happen.
🚨 MAGA youth pastor Zachary Radcliff, a featured singer at CPAC, now faces 60 charges of child s*x crimes.
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Please tell the people you love that you love them. Remember to say thanks. Keep your friends close. You never know what interaction will be the last one 🙁
I only met Andy a few months ago, but every convo was so warm, funny, and personable beyond belief A few days ago, Andy sent me congrats on the work I’ve been doing recently; completely unprompted! I liked the message but didn’t reply. I’ll be thinking about that forever 💔
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Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.
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Gable Steveson flaming out of professional wrestling because he has the charisma of a doormat then transitioning to mma and getting knocked out cold by a lower tier heavyweight is fucking hilarious.
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