AB Press Release parody

Our refusal to take the small step of enacting the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation as a stat-day indicates how we will approach the large steps. Our white supremacist agenda promises the continued marginalization of Indigenous Peoples. #ableg

Since our abdication of duty, we have a surplus of government space that we were able to successfully lease out for the next two months. This is proof that our Recovery Plan is working. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown

Despite all evidence predicting this exact scenario, we did not foresee this scenario. Nurses will be required to work overtime and cancel vacations. We are unable to answer questions at this time as we are currently on vacation. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown

Restrictions will not stop the virus. We offer concerns, challenges, and platitudes instead. To stop the spread, use the hashtag #stopitcovid and discuss personal responsibility. #COVID19AB #ableg #onyourown