@ADDiane

five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag https://xitter.cf/t.co/tvbIjt1kXf

 Portland, OR
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Joined February 2009
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What's it called when you have the munchies, but for a person.
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Joe
@electionsjoe20h
What the actual fuck
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US21h
New Netanyahu post:
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alice 𓃹@asbestocess215h
what it GENUINELY feels like to resist an afternoon nap
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when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Oswald because I'd cry when it came on not because it upset me but because I loved him too much and didn't know how to express it to my parents and this trait followed me into adulthood
Nostalgia
@nostalgiaaOct 23
Proof the shows we watched as kids were lower stimulation
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scoobs@scoobsluvr14h
this is also kinda tmi but when i first got him i couldnt even poop without him crying lol and the only thing that made him feel better was laying in this alligator backpack
scoobs@scoobsluvr15h
trying to shower but u have a super clingy dachshund
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camille :-)@dustytit12h
I’m rewatching the rehearsal and nathan asking the child actor if he sees him as a believable father only for the kid to say “I mean you’re a great scene partner” is so goddamn funny
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sean
@_sn_nOct 25
“Classic Obama snobbery”
Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlockOct 24
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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Someone finally put it into words
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Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 24
I’ll never get over this being the literal only video we have of the Burmese coup lol
sean
@_sn_nOct 23
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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My poor cat pooped on himself so now he has to be summarily stripped of all his dignity
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Steve Lockjones@hunkenjoyer20h
Really don't think I've seen a single person give an accurate reading of Elizabeth Holmes' whole deal: that she likes to psychically offload the complexities of life to controlling men so she can retreat and live her dream of playing scientist.
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I saw a little girl dressed up as a bee keeper at trunk or treat AND SHE HAD HER GUINEA PIG IN A TINY PORTABLE CAGE AND IT WAS WEARING A BEE COSTUME.
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Hestia, Esq@Hestia_Esq17h
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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Keith Edwards
@keithedwards13h
this is so bleak
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 24
u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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manifestina@manifestinaa23h
This is how you ignore negative thoughts btw
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Eliza@elizacloveOct 24
I felt pressured to push through this illness and “walk my way out of it” so I decided to do 10,000 steps and I ended up crying in a field and had to get picked up. I was then in PEM for a solid 3 months from that walk alone. Don’t listen to Drs on here telling you to exercise.
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The PBS documentary on Jonestown is genuinely amazing but there’s this great bit about Jim Jones’s career as a door to door pet monkey salesman where they talk to this woman and she’s like Oh yeah I remember Jim Jones. Bought a monkey from him. Anyways the monkey hanged itself.
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An apology is owed to the people with schizophrenia tbh. They’ve been telling us the phones, TVs, stoplights, and birds are spying on us. They haven’t been wrong yet. Just too early.
log4j
@log4jOct 23
this is pretty evil and clever. so if your samsung TV model doesnt have a microphone, it will look for connected devices with one, such as a soundbar or a connected bluetooth device. this gets shipped off to bixby.
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i got a job from an eccentric rich person teaching their cats how to count using set theoretic concepts. we're currently working on the number 2.
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