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peace, love, and pro wrestling | they/she/🐳 | @big_lucks @violent_people | free Palestine, Long Covid justice NOW

Lipan Apache & Tonkawa Land
Joined December 2010
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25,000 likes. We're fucked.
is this just what we're doing now
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EPISODE 16: THE NASTY BOYS Colette threatens to take Orchid to Pity City while Orchid tries to figure out what that means: open.spotify.com/episode/3lP…
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It’s interesting how everyone’s reply to this tweet is β€œyes I agree long COVID does exist but everyone who claims to have it is annoying and lying”
long covid is hilarious because all the evidence we have says that it exists and not only does it exist but it’s extremely widespread and serious and yet we collectively refuse to acknowledge this reality because the bottom would fall out of the stock market if we did
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Colette on Fred Ottman's THE BIG STEEL MAN Gimmick. Listen our full episode on Fred (AKA The Shockmaster) here: open.spotify.com/episode/6Jg…
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EPISODE 15: DUMP MATSUMOTO Colette tries to talk about wrestling while Orchid keeps interrupting her with art and gender theory open.spotify.com/episode/1sQ…
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14k likes on this and mind you only 1% of the population atp even has the consciousness to make this kind of interjection. most of y'all don't even know covid-aware people in real life. just like conservatives don't know trans people but are obsessed with them anyway.
I know that it is never actually going to go away at this point but it is so annoying when you use the phrase "during the pandemic" to refer to 2020 and 2021 and the person you're talking to interjects with "we're actually still in the pandemic btw"
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recording today
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only day you can post this
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Orchid on (arguably!) the first great babyface performance of Kenny Omega's career (vs. El Generico at DDT Never Mind 2012, 12/23/2012)
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no revolution will start at the polls
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EPISODE 14: KENNY OMEGA Orchid and Colette wrap up their months-long Cleaner career retrospective by covering Omega's standout performances in AEW. open.spotify.com/episode/6GK…
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Tried to write about Golden Lovers vs. Apollo 55, which impossibly feels like the Omega's first big breakout match in Japan. substack.com/home/post/p-215…
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fucked up world, i dont think we ever recover from it
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just like, what a cultural regression. everything feels exactly like it did in 2014. except so hard to see hope anymore. so many missed opportunities.
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In order to be an American citizen you aren't allowed to know the definitions of any words. If you can define a single noun correctly they deport you.
Zohran Mamdani explains his definition of socialism to Theo Von: β€œSocialism to me means you’ll have whatever you need to live a dignified life and that it is the government’s job to deliver on that. When people say dignity we’re talking about the things that allow you to take a breath. Housing, childcare, public transit. No one should be priced out of these things. These are non-negotiables, you need these to live”
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We're spinning THE WHEEL on Sunday and there's still time to put your favorite wrestler up for consideration! If you want us to cover someone: 1- give us a review 2- make a one-time donation ($3+) on Ko-Fi 3- sign up for a monthly donation on Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/patronsaints
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Was sleep deprived and dehydrated when I said this but holy shit did was i cooking
Orchid explaining the ECW audience and coming within a hair's length of calling them incels.
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I had a Pemgarda (COVID PreP mAbs) infusion at an oncology office last week. Only the nurse working with me masked, in a surgical. No other nurses or patients masked. There are no isolation areas. The 2 corner rooms, which have reduced exposure to the staff and patients, were taken by patients on beds. I was told they had "greater needs" than I had because "some have zero counts" (of what wasn't said), though I am a person with double primary immune deficiency. When i asked for protection, they pulled a curtain halfway over my cubicle niche. The patients on beds were not masking. I became symptomatic 3 days later and tested positive the day after that. This was after having had COVID for a month. The infusion center knows patients are severely immune compromised, but their infection control protocol does nothing to prevent airborne transmission! I masked the entire time, but I had to pull up my mask to blow my nose because it was running down my chin. I tried not to breathe, but I was likely exposed at that moment. I started Xocova/ensitrelvir the next day, but it was not enough. I've switched to Paxlovid since the positive test.
I think I've seen five or six cancer patients be killed because ppl won't mask in the oncology department
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It’s Tommy Dreamer day, y’all.
EPISODE 13: TOMMY DREAMER Orchid and Colette stress-test the premise of the podcast and talk about 4chan, drinking tobacco chew, and erections. open.spotify.com/episode/3lK…
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