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Ham Randal

@AShittyEngineer

Does it look like I know what’s going on right now? | OU 07 PiKapp | Snowman of Norman | Trophy Collector | Fascist Demagogue | 2x Title IX survivor

 My dealers house, your state
Joined June 2018
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September 2nd, 2088, 11:13 p.m CST
Locar (@Locar1111) profile pictureLocar@Locar111122 Dec 2024
This video is 10 times funnier and better now that we know Zephenia is forced to watch it
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Scratch and sniffed my balls on accident
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Greek food made by a Somalian woman and a Vietnamese man Will it be worth $20?
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@Trail_Cams18h
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@OfficialSSLazioOct 27
16' | 1-3 FLORIANIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! IL GOL E' BUONO!!!
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@_B1G_D4DDYOct 27
Coffee so black, the news refers to it as a “16 year old male” or “student”
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They call it the funny bone but it’s not funny when you touch it
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The little Jamaican engine that could: "Mi tink mi gwan, mi tink mi gwan" I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍
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Farted so hard my belt unbuckled and flew out of my trousers like a whip and lashed my uncle across his back like a slave
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Garbear@Garbear11609092Oct 27
Bro just pop em out atp
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Rend unto ceaser what is salad
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. . . AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Listen.....hating your opposing counsel is REAL.
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I don’t know why no one at work trivia wanted to go with my team name The Black Quizraelites
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Day four no poop challenge level easy
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ron mexico@troop_haterOct 26
private equity bought my dick and nuts and leveraged my future boners
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Having been there I say nuke from orbit but also 🪵 again
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Yeah how about I drag my nuts over your forehead so you can suck on it.
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MY WIFE WATCHING POPEYE (ME) OPEN UP A CAN OF SPINACH (COORS LIGHT) AND BEAT UP THE BAD GUY (HER) - sent from Deborah’s iPhone SE -
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@DemonFramedOct 26
If you’re a male over 6 feet tall, physically attractive, have a drug and alcohol problem, are unemployed, and have absolutely zero motivation to do anything productive with your life, I just wanted to congratulate you. You have officially achieved the highest sexual market value of any man in the modern dating marketplace.
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jay🐧@t1ntedbl0ssomzOct 26
*paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette
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@BanAllBooksOct 26
The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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