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I’m tired a lot. I’m also a photographer

England, United Kingdom
Joined September 2023
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First joke cleared every joke made on actual Weekend Update for the past 10 years lmfao
It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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man at sainsbury’s pressed the visibly over 25 button
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¿Una película de acción donde cada derrape, disparo y paso se sincroniza al ritmo de la música? Eso es BABY DRIVER. Joyas de persecuciones Reales (cero CGI falso), tensión pura y una banda sonora impecable. Si amas el cine, esta obra de Edgar Wright es obligatoria.
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"5 all-new ongoings" They really sabotaged the post-imperial books even before they released Fucking insane to promise ongoings & turning 2 of them into minis, cancelling the ongoings on their 6th issue & not even releasing 1 of them
JUST REVEALED AT #MARVELSDCC: A new cosmic order begins in five all-new ongoing series spinning out of #MarvelComics 'Imperial' launching this November, including Planet She-Hulk and Nova: Centurion. Scroll to learn more 🧵 ⬇️
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Okay but have we considered a quintessentially British Christmas episode
Should come as no surprise that this week’s episode of SNL UK will be the last for the year. The second half of Series 2 is gonna happen early 2027. (This was announced in the press release.)
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ania magliano calling shane gillis a stupid fucking cunt oh tears i love snl uk
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Bucky Barnes has been killed by Red Hulk in the main Marvel Comics universe.
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Spider-Man adaptations be like: *Origin Story* *Symbiote saga immediately*
First poster for ‘YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN’ Season 2. Releasing January 13 on Disney+
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No friends in the industry
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In Britain if anyone talks or makes a noise throughout a movie then the rest of the movie is spent with an atmosphere of everyone thinking how much they hate that person
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“He did 16 years on Ultimate Spider-Man. He created Jessica Jones that’s what he did. In this house Bendis is a great American writer”
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oh scott lang is SO dying
Avengers Mansion will appear in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ This is according to merch.
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Thorughts on Clones (2027)?
A live-action ‘CLONE SAGA’ TV series is in the works, based on the Spider-Man comics. The series reportedly follows Ben Reilly & Kaine Parker as they grapple with their newly discovered identities as clones while also facing other clones. (Source: Deadline)
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I do have to give this one to them unfortunately this is sick
Doctor Doom with the Kirby Krackle in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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This is not a day for Tribalism. This is not a day to push agendas. This is a day to remember PAC.
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El funeral de Hal según John
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SNL UK isn't letting up on Ed Sheeran. Here's host/'Chicken Shop Date' creator Amelia Dimoldenberg tonight.
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The first International champ. Forever.
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SNL UK mogged these pussies
SNL US wades into the Ed Sheeran-Macklemore "Free Palestine" standoff.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.
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