
ALT There is a huge collection of eye-witness accounts of sightings in Loch Ness. The earliest written record is from 565AD when St. Columba is said to drive a beast back into the water. Infrequent sightings followed, with 21 recorded between the 1500s and 1800s. These earliest sightings were recorded by locals, at a time when mythology and superstition. So, could some of these historical Loch Ness Monster sightings perhaps be based in local folklore? The Loch Ness Kelpie Scotland’s lochs and rivers are said to be home to kelpies and water-horses, or each-uisge. Stories of these beasts describe beautiful creatures who could shape-shift, taking human or animal form. Despite their beauty, they were deadly, luring men and women into the watery deep. when you think of Nessie you think of a large, long-necked serpentine water-beast with one or more humps rising from the water. Reports vary greatly in description, size, and activity on the water. While the multi-humped sea serpent-like creatu

ALT Rats that undergo intense experimentation and surgeries from a pinky rat to adult become hulking g 5 to 6 foot monstrosities who have been conditioned, trained and enhanced all their lives. They wield the finest and most reliable junk tech from Nimh and serve the The Great Swarm Mother directly. Heavily armored, tooled up and so well trained from mazes and shock pads, they are the rodent version of astartes and outnumber the marines 5 to 1. Filthy, horrible, riddled with diseases man can't imagine, murderous and scavengers extraordinaire, the galaxy was doomed the moment the first skyscraper rockets went into orbit.

ALT They have bloodshot red brown eyes, sinewy muscles and huge protruding noses. Females are smaller with flat faces and a penchant for climbing... from trees to cavern walls. The males purposely bind their lower fangs to overgrow up and out the mouth, like a boar. They paint themselves with chlorophyll for various reasons, but it stains them with green that stays on unless thoroughly washed off. Which they don't do, wash that is. Deep in the grim ground, they discovered giant millipedes who exude a psychotropic effect not unlike PCP or angel dust. Some warchiefs wear the spike slug, a weird evolved snail with shells that mimic stone. They happily stick to the chief, eating filth and chlorophyll while he uses them to "sho' awff rite proppa". When not terrorizing the world, they play a game of kicking a white ball across a field. Albeit one that devolves into mass maulings as the uruk painted white and black runs for his life. After, they have a pint o beer made from tea and baked beans



































