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Joined January 2009
Victoria retweeted
Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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Media has almost completely ignored this story while instead endlessly debating whether Abdul is or is not a secret terrorist
The Israeli government bought $25,000 worth of ad space for the NFL Sunday early games today in Des Moines
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Oh my God, man.
Eric Bauza has passed away.
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I always hated that “internet please do your thing” aka “please cyberstalk this stranger for me” uuggghhh
last point on this but it’s a brutal world
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Victoria retweeted
a thing that stuck out to me about how fraudulent her and bill are…every time they show them on a business call, nobody is writing anything down. no notes. no computer open. they’re just making it all up as they go lol
so, we saw You Can See Everything last night, and 1) that was one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen, I’ve never seen anything like it. 2) I think Liz is being purposefully obtuse the entire time she’s in the doc. and 3) Billy is a horrible person
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Victoria retweeted
The Splash Niggas are about to be everyone’s League Pass favorite
this is gonna be such a fun season thank you for changing my life @Timberwolves
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Replying to @tomnweston
Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston
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Make it 10! The Cardinals are officially 0-10 at home since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial.
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Victoria retweeted
Wait, this is the same lady who got angry because she brought her toddler to a smoothie place and none of the teen cashiers were fawning over him😂
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Normal people: well, I'll use A.I. if it means I can spend more time with my kids A.I. people:
Everyone rightfully mocking Marissa Meyer's inability to say nice things abt her kid w/out help from a chatbot. But it's also revealing that AI oligarchs are mostly using the tech to buy stuff. We are ruled by ghouls who think buying a present for someone u love is a "hassle."
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Harrison Butker keeps missing Wide Reicht.
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Victoria retweeted
Everyone rightfully mocking Marissa Meyer's inability to say nice things abt her kid w/out help from a chatbot. But it's also revealing that AI oligarchs are mostly using the tech to buy stuff. We are ruled by ghouls who think buying a present for someone u love is a "hassle."
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So I love the Firefox commercial with the OG viral stars
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Reminds me of this tweet 😂
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Victoria retweeted
Plies is a rapper. Donald Trump is the president of the United States. Not the same.
Nigga got a song called “Ms. Pretty Pussy” and “Please Excuse My Hands” but wanna talk about somebody looking at ass. He just as bad as Trump.
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Victoria retweeted
A joke is only as good as its ability to go over the heads of the people it’s making fun of (Debbie in the comments 😂). All I will say is, this joke makes fun of 2 types of people: Meghan’s haters and the Royal Family. Meghan isn’t one of them. 🤭
😳 WOW. SNL UK REALLY WENT THERE last night on the Royal Family and the Thomas Markle allegations. They said something you’d never expect to hear on a mainstream comedy show: “If the allegations about Meghan Markle’s father are true and he is a paedophile, there is a genuine chance Meghan could be considered Royal.” Brutal! 😂 Fair play to them. I thought SNL UK would be the usual bland, cautious, box-ticking, unfunny stuff, but it’s actually pretty good. Definitely didn’t expect to see that. 👏
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