@AbsoluteCuts

🎧 Ryan Cullen & Mark Nelson review a different movie every week, with plenty of non-movie comedy too. No need to have seen it—just tune in for the laughs! 🍿🎬

 Scotland, United Kingdom
patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPodcast?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
Joined May 2023
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Callum@capitancolumboSep 9
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@AbsoluteCuts shot your load too early.
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Zane@8zane1Jul 7
Replying to @AbsoluteCuts @marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90
@AbsoluteCuts @marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90
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Ryan Cullen@RyanCullen90Jun 25
Throwback to this UNBELIEVABLE joke. Edinburgh Fringe 26' show us on Sale now! #standup #uk #fact #shocking #darkhumor
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Ryan Cullen@RyanCullen90Jun 23
🚨 EDINBURGH FRINGE 2026 🚨 My brand-new show 'Cullen Me Softly' is here 📍 Monkey Barrel Comedy (The Studio) 📅 3–30 August ⏰ 9:15pm every night 🎟 Tickets available now via the Fringe website #EdFringe #EdinburghFringe #Edfringe26 #StandUpComedy #Fringe
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Mark Nelson
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Genuinely the worst and most horrific piece of shit I have ever seen. Hated it so much I said to Cullen we couldn’t cover it in only one episode.
Absolute Cuts@AbsoluteCutsJun 16
The Discord makes these horrific images that get me wrong. Nelson ain't that handsome either Con-Air episode is up BUT on our Patreon (approx £3 a month) we've already got next week's episode (Get Rich or die Tryin') along with a two part slaughtering of Bridget Jones Baby
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Zane@8zane1Jun 17
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Needed a third for this one, so @GarethWaugh was the lucky guy
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Ryan Cullen@RyanCullen90Feb 15
Wouldn't necessarily say 'normal" but he's a fantastic co-host
All day Astronomy
@forallcuriousFeb 15
🚨: A man was discovered with 90% of his brain mass missing, and yet he was living a perfectly normal life.
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Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomicFeb 15
Unbelievable that he thinks this is all one big joke
Ryan Cullen@RyanCullen90Feb 15
Alright alright. Who's done this. Own up
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Mark Nelson
@marknelsoncomicFeb 15
After the Epstein revelations I am afraid more things have come to light about my podcast co-host @RyanCullen90 Don’t know how much more I can take to be honest
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Nathan Srith@nathansrithJan 31
All set to the see the machine @marknelsoncomic Also repping the @AbsoluteCuts mandem!
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Want to say a huge thank you to all the Absolute Cuts fans who have given me and @RyanCullen90 Christmas gifts this year. It honestly blows my mind but I am very grateful. We are a comparatively small podcast but your dedication is incredible. Here’s my wife sporting our gear
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I have to say the latest @AbsoluteCuts is incredible. The breakdown of Gremlins is amazing. Re-watched it tonight again with fresh eyes, WHAT a film. Thankyou gents. Yes, the dog deserves an Oscar. @marknelsoncomic @RyanCullen90
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Not many left for tonight if you fancy it @StandNewcastle Gonna be a lot of fun. thestand.co.uk/performance/1…
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I absolutely love this film so much Cullen, not so much
Absolute Cuts@AbsoluteCuts18 Jul 2025
DIRTY DANCING | Absolute Cuts Podcast #98 Ryan & Mark talk about Nelson's holiday scam, autistic celebrities and why Swayze deserved a better career. Spotify - tinyurl.com/ytenuj9y Youtube - tinyurl.com/wwyhz5kn Patreon - tinyurl.com/5n7f9vb9
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Stephen Reilly@st_reilly17 Jul 2025
Join this now to witness @RyanCullen90's ascension to becoming 2002 Boris Johnson. Laugh count on Patron exclusive episodes = High Price to you the listener to access these episodes = Low Extremely questionable 1950's-esque based attitude from one of the hosts = High
Absolute Cuts@AbsoluteCuts10 Oct 2024
Now is your chance to support the podcast & become an Absolute Cut 🎬 For only £2.50/mth you will receive a bonus episode weekly, access to the exclusive Absolute Cuts discord along with some future special episodes & more Join patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPodc…
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The boy hanging out with @RyanCullen90
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Zane@8zane114 Feb 2025
After finding @AbsoluteCuts podcast a few months ago, I finally caught up with all 76 episodes. Easily the best podcast I’ve found. Love it. @marknelsoncomic & @RyanCullen90 are absolutely hilarious. So much so I did one thing I never thought I’d do, paid for it. Go listen!
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Ryan Cullen@RyanCullen9013 Feb 2025
Bridget Jone's Diary Episode is on our Patreon now (available on pod apps/YouTube later) patreon.com/AbsoluteCutsPodc…
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Ryan Cullen@RyanCullen9019 Dec 2024
Can't believe we've went 71 episodes without doing it tbh
Absolute Cuts@AbsoluteCuts19 Dec 2024
DIE HARD (XMAS SPECIAL) | Absolute Cuts Podcast #71 Mark & Ryan chat shit about one of the Greatest movies ever Spotify - tinyurl.com/5y2rmzdy Youtube - youtu.be/-knvoggI4Rc?feature… On all major pod apps
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One of the greatest films ever made and I think our podcast did it justice
Absolute Cuts@AbsoluteCuts19 Dec 2024
DIE HARD (XMAS SPECIAL) | Absolute Cuts Podcast #71 Mark & Ryan chat shit about one of the Greatest movies ever Spotify - tinyurl.com/5y2rmzdy Youtube - youtu.be/-knvoggI4Rc?feature… On all major pod apps
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