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live in tokyo and new zealand - 3 months on and off. teach in tokyo, have a shop in new zealand. love japanese indies bands.

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Joined November 2011
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JONNY WILKINSON THIS IS ABSURD
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Fucking brutal
The Greeks were known to have an intense hatred for their artists, poets, sculptors and architects—What seems to us moderns as incontestably the highest and most marvellous of achievements was considered shameful, vulgar and blasphemous.
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Went and did the thing
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【話題】女性記者が飲酒運転体験で人形を轢いた瞬間の顔が面白すぎて大バズリ ・ニュース番組で飲酒運転の危険性を伝えるための体験リポート ・1時間でビール4缶+ワイン4杯を飲み、呼気検査は基準の約3倍超え ・「ほろ酔いだけど運転には自信ある」と発言した直後に模擬コースへ ・路上の人形を避けきれずガツンと轢く →その瞬間の「えっ…?今の…?」みたいな驚愕顔がえげつなく面白く、教育コンテンツのはずが完全に表情ネタとして拡散 飲酒運転やめようね、というメッセージより顔が勝ってしまう現象
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I like Mark Rylance’s version because he performs it as a king knowing he’s sending his army into a battle where they are outnumbered and will likely die. Most actors perform it as a call to arms monologue.
Probably my favourite version. It's much less bombastic than Olivier's or Branagh's. #StCrispinsDay
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John Cena on why he doesn’t want kids: “Just because someone thinks I would be good at something… is that reason enough to do it?” “It’s not a commitment where 4 months in I can go, ‘You know, this wasn’t my thing.’” “The time I’ve had to live life is how I’ve developed the wisdom… If I did have those commitments, I wouldn’t be who I am.” “I’m on the wrong side of the math. Everybody has kids… so because I don’t want to, I’m an oddball.” “I’m not second-guessing anything. I’m still so interested in what’s out there.”
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Pirating, especially for manga, IS a crime with victims. Every manga artist who ever spoke up about pirating have always said THEY are the victim because by pirating you are taking away the one thing publishers use to measure how well the series is doing with the readers: SALES.
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Love when I get into the groove of a story I’m writing where I haven’t really outlined it - what happens next? Huh, this is guess… it’s exactly the same sensation as reading a story for the first time except more intense somehow because it takes longer.
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You look up and it’s 6 hours and 10,000 words later, and you need to sleep because the sun has come up, but you’re desperate to know what happens next… 😆 Which is to say I should 100% be cleaning the house just now, but maybe I can just write for 2 hours or so… 😆
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I genuinely wasn’t ready as a father for the low key Machiavellian, imperial Chinese court eunuch ass scheming and cruelty of which elementary school aged girls are capable of carrying out on each other
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Playing a game my housemate is good at, and she THRASHED me 3-0, so I’m taking a break from that one 😆
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Productivity in my house drops to ZERO…
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honestly this rewired my fucking brain
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Basically every AI use case is either A) "I want a little slave" B) "I don't want to have human interactions with my child/spouse/friend" or C) A + B
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So, it turns out that you can buy a full game-centre arcade game, with over 10,000 games (basically every single game you can imagine / remember since the late 1970s, including obscure Japan-only titles), for just less than the price of a new iPad. So I’ve done that.
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Saying goodbye to my study, sleep, and productive life until at least Christmas until I can clock several of the games I grew up spending 100% of my pocket money on as a kid. Full 2-player, double joystick setup with 8 buttons on each side for the full fighting games.
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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.
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Sorry Chad, the beta orbiter simp gets the girl
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年に何度か投稿。 余市町のえびす岩。 「今日も倒れてなかった!」と思い続けて数十年。(笑)
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Many have speculated on what exactly caused the "sense of decline" that came to American communities, religions, towns, and so on after World War II. But isn't it obvious? We got automobiles en masse, huge highways, car-heavy suburbs, etc -- and everything became a CHOICE. When you live in a dense, walkable area with no car (whether it's an urban neighborhood or a rural village), there is a "vibe" on the street. You see people you know constantly, involuntarily, and get invited to things. You have to go to them, because it's not as if you're going to teleport six towns over for a big concert on Friday night -- you're going to be there, and whatever's going on is what's on offer. At those events -- from Parish suppers to funeral Masses to hockey nights at the pub -- you're going to be engaged in a kind of "theatre" of culture, you'll be a representative of your place, your family, your faith, etc. And as you and all the other neighborhood people coalesce in this fashion, you will be REIFYING your sense of culture, identity, faith, and so on. You'll be proving it to each other, refining it, being a part of something. The minute you add automobiles to this picture, all of that stuff is an "option" -- and it just so happens that culture has ever functioned in the manner we've known because it has been 100% non-optional, in your face, intensely local, etc. Automobiles disrupt this massively, and because of them, local pride, local Parishes, local accents, and basically all things that give us an identity and sense of collective purpose have died back and atrophied.
The saddest aspect of the US' cultural decline is the death of local pride. Midcentury historical societies flourished in small towns throughout the country, with the help of local gentry and profs from local colleges. The death of local pride is the death of broader republic.
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