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live in tokyo and new zealand - 3 months on and off. teach in tokyo, have a shop in new zealand. love japanese indies bands.

tokyo
Joined November 2011
Michael caldwell retweeted
JONNY WILKINSON THIS IS ABSURD
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Fucking brutal
The Greeks were known to have an intense hatred for their artists, poets, sculptors and architects—What seems to us moderns as incontestably the highest and most marvellous of achievements was considered shameful, vulgar and blasphemous.
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【話題】女性記者が飲酒運転体験で人形を轢いた瞬間の顔が面白すぎて大バズリ ・ニュース番組で飲酒運転の危険性を伝えるための体験リポート ・1時間でビール4缶+ワイン4杯を飲み、呼気検査は基準の約3倍超え ・「ほろ酔いだけど運転には自信ある」と発言した直後に模擬コースへ ・路上の人形を避けきれずガツンと轢く →その瞬間の「えっ…?今の…?」みたいな驚愕顔がえげつなく面白く、教育コンテンツのはずが完全に表情ネタとして拡散 飲酒運転やめようね、というメッセージより顔が勝ってしまう現象
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Michael caldwell retweeted
I like Mark Rylance’s version because he performs it as a king knowing he’s sending his army into a battle where they are outnumbered and will likely die. Most actors perform it as a call to arms monologue.
Probably my favourite version. It's much less bombastic than Olivier's or Branagh's. #StCrispinsDay
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Michael caldwell retweeted
John Cena on why he doesn’t want kids: “Just because someone thinks I would be good at something… is that reason enough to do it?” “It’s not a commitment where 4 months in I can go, ‘You know, this wasn’t my thing.’” “The time I’ve had to live life is how I’ve developed the wisdom… If I did have those commitments, I wouldn’t be who I am.” “I’m on the wrong side of the math. Everybody has kids… so because I don’t want to, I’m an oddball.” “I’m not second-guessing anything. I’m still so interested in what’s out there.”
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Michael caldwell retweeted
Pirating, especially for manga, IS a crime with victims. Every manga artist who ever spoke up about pirating have always said THEY are the victim because by pirating you are taking away the one thing publishers use to measure how well the series is doing with the readers: SALES.
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Michael caldwell retweeted
I genuinely wasn’t ready as a father for the low key Machiavellian, imperial Chinese court eunuch ass scheming and cruelty of which elementary school aged girls are capable of carrying out on each other
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honestly this rewired my fucking brain
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Basically every AI use case is either A) "I want a little slave" B) "I don't want to have human interactions with my child/spouse/friend" or C) A + B
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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.
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Sorry Chad, the beta orbiter simp gets the girl
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年に何度か投稿。 余市町のえびす岩。 「今日も倒れてなかった!」と思い続けて数十年。(笑)
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Many have speculated on what exactly caused the "sense of decline" that came to American communities, religions, towns, and so on after World War II. But isn't it obvious? We got automobiles en masse, huge highways, car-heavy suburbs, etc -- and everything became a CHOICE. When you live in a dense, walkable area with no car (whether it's an urban neighborhood or a rural village), there is a "vibe" on the street. You see people you know constantly, involuntarily, and get invited to things. You have to go to them, because it's not as if you're going to teleport six towns over for a big concert on Friday night -- you're going to be there, and whatever's going on is what's on offer. At those events -- from Parish suppers to funeral Masses to hockey nights at the pub -- you're going to be engaged in a kind of "theatre" of culture, you'll be a representative of your place, your family, your faith, etc. And as you and all the other neighborhood people coalesce in this fashion, you will be REIFYING your sense of culture, identity, faith, and so on. You'll be proving it to each other, refining it, being a part of something. The minute you add automobiles to this picture, all of that stuff is an "option" -- and it just so happens that culture has ever functioned in the manner we've known because it has been 100% non-optional, in your face, intensely local, etc. Automobiles disrupt this massively, and because of them, local pride, local Parishes, local accents, and basically all things that give us an identity and sense of collective purpose have died back and atrophied.
The saddest aspect of the US' cultural decline is the death of local pride. Midcentury historical societies flourished in small towns throughout the country, with the help of local gentry and profs from local colleges. The death of local pride is the death of broader republic.
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Michael caldwell retweeted
how crazy is it that jogging had to be invented
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Replying to @BBCWorld
The trojan war claims its last casualty
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Michael caldwell retweeted
前に描いたお気に入りの4コマ「あの空間」 クレームに備えて、こんな部屋を作ろう!
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NIXON: So here's the thing. I want to bring them in. Into the House. I want a pageant. Right here. The Miss Juggalette pageant. Rose Garden, maybe. And Henry judges. [EIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE] KISSINGER: I…Mr. President, I am, of course, deeply honoured- HALDEMAN: Sir, can I- NIXON: Henry's got the gravitas, Bob. The, uh, accent. They respect a man with an accent. It's continental. It says class. KISSINGER: Mr. President, there is a, ah, a definitional difficulty. I am uncertain what precisely I would be judging. NIXON: Poise, Henry. Comportment. Same as any of them. KISSINGER: The photographs Mr. Haldeman showed me suggested the…the comportment involves being sprayed with the soft drink from a considerable height- HALDEMAN: The Faygo shower, sir. It's a whole, uh, it's a thing they do. NIXON: So we lay down a tarp. Ehrlichman can get a tarp. KISSINGER: Mr. President, I have on this very desk a cable regarding the Paris negotiations, and I must weigh whether the dignity of the office is best served by my standing in the Rose Garden adjudicating a-I believe the term of art is a ninja… HALDEMAN: Down with the clown, sir. It's a lifestyle. NIXON: See, Bob gets it. Bob did the reading.
This is Miss Jugalette winner. If you wouldn't borrow a car without permission/a license and drive 40 minutes to eat this out raw you are not a real wigger.
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Michael caldwell retweeted
オレの見つけた水墨画も見て
クリムトやん
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嫁さんには、俺が老いてボケたら始末してくれ。 と言ってるんですが、些細な言い間違いや記憶違いの時に 「今か…?」みたいな顔で見てくるので 「ちがうちがう!これはちがう!まだ!まだだから!!」 と慌てて命を拾っている。
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Michael caldwell retweeted
A statue of Osaka Expo mascot Myakumyaku is moved to a new site.
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