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If you take my tweets seriously, that’s on you.

Joined May 2024
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Buttered toast with a little bit of honey is the best thing ever…
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Should’ve stopped after “all”
This is 1000% the least optimistic I’ve ever felt going into a new season supporting Chelsea. Xabi Alonso alone doesn’t move me at all if he doesn’t get the players he needs.
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We’re deadass the only team itl that have made United and Spurs look like actual football teams
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We’re deadass everyone’s cup final for literally no reason… Like why tf should these words ever be coming out of the mouth of a SUNDERLAND player??
Sunderland’s Trai Hume: “Chelsea is probably the biggest game of the season.” (🎥 via @footballontnt) #CFC #SAFC
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We’re not they’re rivals, there’s no real history between the clubs. I don’t get it?
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He’s the best to ever do it
CARLOS ALCARAZ WITH ONE OF THE MOST INSANE SHOTS OF THE YEAR. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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He’s the best 10 itw
Who tf do you think Palmer is 😭😭😭
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Let’s say that was true and he refused while fit, surely the limit has to be drawn somewhere when the player in question is so much better. It’s like if Mbappe refused to go to France and Deschemps called up Matys Tel ahead of him
Replying to @cfc_gielho
Because Josh King doesn’t refuse call ups when he’s fit
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Like at some point the quality of player needs to be taken into account here. Josh King uno
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Who’s got that Joey Barton clip?
Undergoing body altering cosmetic surgery as an athlete is crazy to the point of disbelief. Even to your face. Everything is still linked.
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lol
🚨 Xabi Alonso has been nominated for the PL Manager of the Month award for October! (@SamC_reports) #CFC
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Como scored HOW many goals?
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I have the composure of Wesley Fofana
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Cunha when his team is relegation level is deadass a lobos
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We held this super team to a clean sheet. Xabi might be the truth…
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TenZ, Crashies and now Sacy as a coach uno
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Hmmm
🚨🆕 Rayan Aït-Nouri, one to watch in the winter transfer window. The 25 y/o left-back is open to leaving Manchester City. Understand Manchester United would like to sign him. Personal terms are not an issue. #MCFC #MUFC The main issue is the relationship between the two Manchester clubs. Aït-Nouri’s market is currently being explored. @SkySportDE 🇩🇿
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This is an egregious tweet…
as much as i love wilo, he’s gonna have work his way back into the team, konsa still deserve to be starting
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I read it three times to see if I was misunderstood but it’s genuinely real wow
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