Story time: As bad as the Jackie Singh story is, it’s about to get worse. (Just for her. For the rest of us, it’s going to get a lot funnier.) First of all, had she not hit the UCMJ lottery by being in Iraq briefly when command finally decided to discharge her, she would have received a dishonorable discharge. In reality, that’s exactly what she deserved, but they decided to show her a big dose of very undeserved mercy. She begged for a better discharge so that she could go on and do something better with her life after being a complete fuck up in the Army. You can see how much she valued that generous opportunity, right? She just doubled down and became an even worse human. I have more, but I’m looking into the legality before releasing the next document. But I will tease it by saying this—earlier today I told someone that Jackie was unstable and she completely flipped out and started making all kinds of threats. The other document that I now have in my possession makes it very clear why she had that reaction and why she behaves the way she does in general.