@AdamGilbert__

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 Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2014
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the other toes that didn’t get stubbed
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I love pesto pasta. From a distance it looks like I’m taking really good care of myself
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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ive seen this movie probably a dozen times. When Dr. Loomis pulls out a .357 magnum from his trenchcoat i lose my shit every time
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jake rhodes@jakebrodesOct 22
Cornel West: Now Brother Barney is purple AND green. And even Brother Barney knows class struggle is not a struggle BETWEEN classes, but rather a struggle to eliminate class altogether. Norm Finklestein: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You would call this reptilian imbecile your brother?
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Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial
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Soulja Boy
@souljaboy20 Oct 2012
family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 21
The internet is so fickle bc Kareem creates the environment for a beautiful moment and a bunch of pricks on here want to use it to dunk on him. People didn’t say “omg Norm really dominated Conan on that one.” Just say cool, what a great moment. Jesus fucking Christ
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakesOct 20
All statues should be made out of soap!! @ConanOBrien
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Jane Altoids@staticbluebatOct 21
Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen
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this is how it feels to try a new joke
dam@beachboydamOct 19
How it feels
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James Urbaniak@JamesUrbaniakOct 20
NATHAN FIELDER: This is one of the most famous comedy sketches of the last 30 years. *Plays SNL More Cowbell sketch* FIELDER: Now what was funny about that? *Pause* BERNIE MADOFF: They're a rock band. FIELDER: Yes but what's the joke. MADOFF: They have long hair, I don't know.
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garuka@ilygarukaOct 19
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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soul nate@MNateShyamalanOct 18
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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k@KaartikkkkkOct 18
POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word
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he’s developed taste for pope
michelle@fluffygirlpawsOct 15
this is literally how the last pope died
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“naked hatred for landlords”
Rob Johnson
@FreeRangeLawyerOct 15
This WSJ video about rent stabilization in NYC has gone viral in crazy-housing-activist circles, and it's been interesting to watch the insane responses. Total economic illiteracy. Naked hatred for landlords. Open calls to seize private property.
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We interviewed people with a financial incentive to lie to you about the housing market. Here’s what they said
Emma Camp
@emmma_camp_Oct 13
These NYC apartments are standing empty, not because the owners don't want to rent them, but because rent stabilization laws prohibit them from charging enough to earn back the costs of necessary repairs. My latest for @WSJFreeEx
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connor@cg_410Oct 13
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 13
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…

Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed

Larry David crossed paths with O.J. Simpson at a country club the day Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman were killed, according to a new biography.

rollingstone.com
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the group chat when a movie trailer comes out and it has robert pattinson in it
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 13
This is how like a haunted evil child talks in a horror movie but it's Paul McCartney
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 13
Paul McCartney, 84, claims he can 'remember being born' as he recalls hearing the 'clanging of forceps' after his delivery trib.al/Xw38WaC

Paul McCartney, 84, claims he can 'remember being born'

Paul McCartney, 84, has claimed he can 'remember being born' after recalling hearing the 'clanging of forceps' during his delivery.

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