I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Broke Poet. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud

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Joined February 2009
i am the last living celebrity
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Thanks, Plex. I’ve been meaning to watch more movies by Alan Zaslove.
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Before IPhone face we had Grateful Dead face.
I loved how 70s this guy looked in The Devils, which is set in 1634
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people who complain about vague posting are the most annoying on this app. people are having conversations without you! that’s life!
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Jane Altoids stuns with latest poem
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Poem
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Yeah he did. He wrote about people living on domes around Jupiter. He wrote about late night talk shows being on and popular in the future.
Philip K. Dick never wrote a word of fiction
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fat women are almost impossibly beautiful and such a gift to this planet oh my god
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Illustration of Clara Bow for Rough House Rosie (1927). Drawn by Donald Litchfield.
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Airbnb host messaged me to make it clear he does not supply lightbulbs
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Happy National Chucky Day! (I miss that little guy) 💜
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I’m rewatching the rehearsal and nathan asking the child actor if he sees him as a believable father only for the kid to say “I mean you’re a great scene partner” is so goddamn funny
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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I’m here for Edward Furlong’s big comeback
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Marshall McLuhan in Annie Hall moment
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I don’t know I mostly just use to discover stuff I wouldn’t have known about otherwise and it’s very good for that. Compared to the app we are currently having this discussion on it’s heaven on earth lol
Let’s talk about Letterboxd as a mediated digital space reflective of Baudrillard’s hyperreality next (my favorite subject currently)! That’s largely what I was getting at with this tweet. Are you using the app….or is the app using you?
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I love this guy’s fitness routine but I’ll never forgive him for letting Dendy get eaten by a baboon
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technologic by daft punk sounds like if the minions spoke english
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the fact that estrogen doesn’t reverse the effect of testosterone on vocal chords is like a top 3 evil of the bodily violation that is testosterone-fueled puberty to trans women
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To cheer myself up I’m imagining a conversation where Billy Evans agreed to relinquish profits contingent on the inclusion of the penis
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