Some say I am frolicsome, I will work in return for coffee and chocolate. I like to overthink things... but I tend to not think about that.
Joined May 2011
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#BorisJohnson’s government release the details of the ‘Take it on the Chin’ plan.
#cornoravirusuk #cornoravirus #Corona #COVID19 #COVID2019uk #COVID2019 #WednesdayWisdom #takeitonthechin
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I think fouls in football should be judged by a panel of mums sitting beside the pitch. I reckon most could tell a proper "ouch" from an attention-seeking paddy within seconds, thus saving everyone's time. And there should be a naughty step. #BRACRC
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“Cold out there”
“Yeah it was freezing when I left the house”
- end of conversation -
- repeat tomorrow -
Adam Wray retweeted
Four-word Christmas horror stories:
Going to the shops
There’s nowhere to park
We’re out of cheese
Let’s play a game!
Delivered to a neighbour
The family have arrived
Get out the fridge
End of the sellotape
Decided what you want?
I’ll have a think
Don’t get me anything
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"I wasn't best pleased" - Translation: I had my fist clenched for about three days
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"It's our special festive version!"
"What's different about it?"
"We've put some cranberries in it"
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"I might give it a miss" - Translation: You're more likely to see Henry VIII and all his wives there than you are me
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#PlanetEarth2 so far:
1. Baby Ibex
2. Grizzly bear tree dance
3. Bobcat face plant
4. Mountain rabbit
5. Flamingo parade
Best. TV. Ever.
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"Just wondering if you'd had any luck with..." - Translation: Why haven't you done it yet?
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"Now don't take this personally" - Translation: I'm about to tell you something that'll deeply hurt your feelings forever
