Bad night for our fans that lack brain cells #lufc
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I always wonder how all those miracles claimed by religious books suddenly stopped happening right after cameras were invented.
All the twitter retards said we wouldn't get anyone today? #lufc
🚨🟡🔵 Jean Mattéo Bahoya to Leeds United, here we go! Deal agreed with also authorization for medical.
Loan with mandatory buy clause set at €30m package from Eintracht.
Green light also from the player, as @Santi_J_FM reported. 🇫🇷
All set for #LUFC.
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Found a list of baby names on my wife’s phone. She even rated them. I guess she doesn’t want a daughter!
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🚔 UK Police Officer Left Gobsmacked by Driver’s Excuse for Speeding at 104mph 😳
A police officer pulls over a driver for speeding, and gets an excuse he’s never heard before.
Officer: “Do you know why I’ve stopped you?”
Driver: “Speeding?”
Officer: “Correct. What speed do you think you were doing?”
Driver: “I think around 80–85mph.”
Officer: “No… 104mph.”
The officer then asks why he was speeding. The driver’s reply leaves him stunned:
Officer: “To be honest with you, I’ve never heard that as an excuse for speeding.”
Unfortunately for the driver, the excuse didn’t work. He was reported for exceeding the speed limit.
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WATCH: A Delta Air Lines flight was delayed in Cancun on Thursday after a swarm of bees settled on the 737's wing. The issue was soon resolved with some forward speed on takeoff!
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