After Birth (@AfterBirth) header
After Birth (@AfterBirth) profile picture

After Birth

@AfterBirth

@TheOnion’s definitive guide to parenting. Avoid your children by reading about how to raise them.

Joined March 2015
  • Tweets74
  • Following43
  • Followers16.1K
53Media
Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)Photo by After Birth (@AfterBirth)
After Birth retweeted
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion29 Jul 2015
Here are The Onion’s tips for traveling with kids: onion.com/1SgGDAr
Image from The Onion (@TheOnion)
12
41
71
After Birth retweeted
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion8 Jun 2015
Study Finds No Actual Benefit To Eating Placenta onion.com/1cGybqw #WhatDoYouThink?
Image from The Onion (@TheOnion)
20
148
256
After Birth retweeted
ClickHole (@ClickHole) profile picture
ClickHole
@ClickHole14 May 2015
The wait is over, baby fans. The new baby is here, and we’ve got the first look. Check it out! clickhole.com/r/744tsd
Image from ClickHole (@ClickHole)
20
33
After Birth retweeted
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion11 May 2015
Report: Many Companies Now Offering Women Permanent, Unpaid Maternity Leave theonion.com/r/37140tsd
Image from The Onion (@TheOnion)
5
320
381
After Birth retweeted
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion11 May 2015
Study: Pregnant Women’s Cell Phone Rings May Startle Fetus theonion.com/r/50382tsd #WhatDoYouThink?
Image from The Onion (@TheOnion)
9
81
161
Load more