Formerly Bleacher Creature and Fifth Quarter Texas A&M. Beat the Hell outta Everyone. Previous pet dad to bluegill named Tushy. TAMU ‘22

Joined December 2025
Hi y’all, for those that remember I used to run Fifth Quarter A&M and @aggiebleacher before I got hacked on November 13th. It does not appear Twitter support is going to give my other account back, but otherwise spread the word: We’re baaack
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Still love my Coogs. But trust nobody
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I don’t even have any words for this season. This fall off is absolutely unbelievable and unacceptable. Elko needs to be demoted to DC and we need someone new at HC.
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Coaching malpractice
KJ Edwards led Texas A&M in rushing with 8 carries for 43 yards. He had 3 carries in the final 3 quarters of the game. He was averaging 7.4 YPC in the 1st quarter and got 3 touches after that…
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Bama gets their first offensive touchdown with 5:13 in the first half to play. I am very happy with our defense so far.
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Another weekend jam packed full of upsets/almost upsets brewing again it looks like 👀
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Aggie Twitter is such a cluster fuck of emotions right now 😂
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We are getting weird in Tuscaloosa
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Okay Marcel. I’m paying attention.
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We are inside the 50. SEND OUT OLANO
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I hated playing this man. He was a bad dude in college
FUCK IT DAK PRESCOTT MISSISSIPPI STATE HIGHLIGHTS
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Alabama at 18.4% is exactly what the A&M offense needs this weekend
How Often Do You Allow Opponents To Convert 3rd & Long?
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I AM SICK OF HEARING RECE DAVIS EXPLAIN OVERTIME RULES. NOBODY WATCHING APP STATE VS JMU ON A THURSDAY NIGHT IS LACKING AWARENESS OF HOW THIS WORKS.
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Who is your current guess for the 2026/2027 Natty champ? I’m going with Miami as of now
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lose
College football fans, what’s something your team does that drives you absolutely CRAZY?
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Marcel… I know you’re in there…
What happened to my Lamar Jr man
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No context college football
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DYING at him digging the golden tablets out of the end zone at the 30 second mark 💀💀💀
This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
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Alabama currently has been ranked in the AP Top 25 poll for 302 consecutive weeks. The record is held by Nebraska at 348 consecutive weeks. If (and that’s a huge if) A&M knocks off bama at home, we could end this streak and solidify Nebraska’s streak in the history books.
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Alabama and Texas A&M fans aren’t even talking shit we’re just looking at each other like this
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