THE IMMACULATE DEGENERATE McCarthy was right. Gig Em
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Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
I discovered this song when I was 12 because NSYNC covered it on their first album and after my mom told me it was a cover she played the original for me… it was magical
Elko: that's on me as coach to fix it
TexAgs: SAME PROBLEMS EMERGE
Can Texas A&M's problems be fixed this season?
Watch @SeanUnfiltered's full take → texags.com/s/80266
When we go 8-4 next season and the "Trust Elko" crowd digs all my tweets up saying "dis you??", arguing that Elko totes turned it all around after going 4-8 in 2026
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
1. He’s not a criminal.
2. He will protect my gun rights
3. He will vote with Trump
4. He will protect energy jobs
5. He will protect innocent unborn babies
6. He will support voter ID
7. He won’t raise taxes
8. He won’t promote anti-white policies
9. He will support deportations
10. He will keep our border closed
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
Those odds are..odd..considering Talarico is sitting at 65% to win, right?
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
This kid will be a Heisman contender in 2 years. He’s got that something special that our other backs don’t. Pay this kid to stay
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
... They play the fight song and have fireworks???? The lights go dim???
They have a little replica cannon that fires 12 gauge blanks?
So they're the exact same as 90% of the other schools
Okay
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
makes you think #fumblegate
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
In 2022, Paxton drove a stake through the Bush Dynasty when he walloped Jeb(!) Bush’s son in the AG primary. The Bush Family is very bitter that they no longer get to run Texas. Jeb(!)’s brother, Neil, endorsed Talarico last week. This is personal, they want Paxton to lose.
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
A year ago, Aggies were worried Penn State would poach Elko away from Aggies !! 😂😂😂
@AggieFootball
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
My models response to that trash.
"Theo bakes in an assumption that voters change sides, while ours only counts who shows up and leaves vote choice where it was in past elections. The gap between the two is mostly that assumption: Theo has Hispanic and young voters breaking far more Democratic than they did in 2022 and 2024. Its group splits are labeled "an estimate," and the chart doesn't say what they're based on."
It's 2026 you can't bury biased assumptions anymore
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
Truly one of the corniest things I’ve watched on a football field
Especially the whole “edgy arch” storyline. Just play football dude
Oculus Reparo 👍🤓👍 retweeted
This fan base has been through hell, man
AGKNOCKS MONDAY MORNING THOUGHTS
THE MORE WE CHANGE, THE MORE WE STAY THE SAME
Texas A&M Head Coaches Through Their First 34 Games:
Kevin Sumlin: 25-9 (73.5%)
Jimbo Fisher: 24-10 (70.6%)
Mike Elko: 23-11 (67.6%)
Texas A&M Head Coaches vs. AP Top 25 Opponents Through Their First 34 Games:
Kevin Sumlin: 6-9 (40.0%)
Jimbo Fisher: 4-8 (33.3%)
Mike Elko: 5-7 (41.7%)
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN I’M FULLY OUT AGAIN
-Marcel Reed, bro. I’m out of words for you this year. I know circumstances changed, the OL is all new, we lost KC, new playcaller. But holy shit man.
-I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the building for practice etc, and develop an inkling of an understanding as to why Brady Hart hasn’t gotten a chance to play meaningful snaps
-It makes no sense, and at this point the season is beyond lost. You have nothing to lose by starting Hart.
-Elko has put himself in a dilemma that if Hart sucks, the onus is on him for coming into the season with such a horrible offense in general
-if Hart is better than Marcel or dare I say “good”, we wasted a season with the wrong guy to satisfy ego? Donor money politics? It’s baffling. Bad spot to be in
BROKEN SYSTEM AND CULTURE
-how do you snap the ball on a play where you didn’t call an actual play? Either sabotage or one of the dumbest plays of all time.
-how can you fix this? Basically start from scratch next year and ride out this extension. We just need to be put in timeout. We don’t deserve a good football team, we are cursed, whatever it is. It might be time to just sit in our dirty diaper for a while.
