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Chicago, IL
Joined March 2026
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The best thing about this app right now, is that when I open it, I get to see MAGA crying about the Midterms, denying reality, claiming Trump set a trap.. 😂
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Looking forward to flying into a Blue Texas tomorrow.
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Trump tried to move his New York State conviction to Federal court, so he could attempt use his presidential immunity for the hush payments to Stormy Danial… this is the most corrupt president in history.
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Every election cycle, MAGAs invent fake scenarios then hurt their own feelings. Stop it, idiots.
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MAGA. Every elected Democrat will be sworn in, on Jan 3rd. Cope.
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MAGA are giant pussies.. If you all believed the election was rigged.. go exercise that 2A. You won’t, because you don’t actually believe it yourself. You’re just loud idiots.
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Do something about it then, dipshit.
How many rigged elections are we putting up with until we get them overturned and put people in prison? We cannot afford any more stolen elections! The time is NOW, to 'DEFEND THE REPUBLIC!'
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This is facts… they really believe this is some master plot by Trump … they’re that dumb. Every elected Democrat will be sworn in Jan 3rd, and every state’s election will be certified. End of story.
LET'S DEBUNK THIS BULLSHIT that this Trump dingleberry @SaltyGoat17 and @TruthAnswersAll seem to think prove fraud. Republicans lost ground in almost every Senate and governor race compared with the 2024 presidential results, and Democrats flipped a large number of seats. That is what a normal midterm wave looks like when voters turn against the party in power. There is NO EVIDENCE that the drop was identical in every state or that the results were too perfect to be real. Different states moved by different amounts, the numbers DO NOT line up with the exact pattern being claimed, and ordinary voter shifts fully explain the outcome. Nothing in the results points to votes being changed or manipulated. The supposed “150 of every 1,000 Trump points landed on the Democratic side” is just a made up formula that DOES NOT prove that specific Trump 2024 voters switched, nor that ballots were altered. Vote shares change because of differential turnout, new voters, third-party effects, and candidate specific factors. The claimed statistical properties (exact R² ≈ 0.88, p = 0.69 for independence from state redness, extreme stability of the multiplier) come from one anonymous poster’s charts. No full public, auditable state-by-state dataset with residuals and methodology has been independently verified in reporting. Results were still unofficial in several races. The leap to “this even pattern requires hand counts / ballot-level investigation” is the classic implication of irregularities WITHOUT EVIDENCE. Independent election systems run by different states and parties produced results consistent with a real (and large) political rejection of the incumbent party. IN OTHER WORDS — @SaltyGoat17 and @realDonaldTrump and @TruthAnswersAll ARE FULL OF SHIT!! 👇👇👇👇
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MAGA this isn’t fucking hard Trump headed toward the 2026 midterms with the worst rating in modern polling history. High prices from tariffs. High gas prices, sparked by a war he started and can’t win. There was no American first. Except record profits for oil companies, and 18% inflation on beef. This wasn’t hard. Trump fucked it up.
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MAGA: “We’re the party of religious freedom!” Also MAGA when Abdul El-Sayed will take his Senate oath on a Quran: “NOT THAT RELIGION!” The “faith over fear” crowd sure gets scared when somebody else brings their faith. It’s a swearing-in, Brenda. Not a summoning ritual.
Abdul El-Sayed will become the first U.S. senator in history to take the oath of office using the Qur’an.
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MAGA calls everyone else a **snowflake**, then hears a guy named Mohammed speaking Arabic to Abdul and starts looking for the nearest emergency exit. “WE WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR!” Buddy, you just called Homeland Security because someone said good morning.
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This is the Dana White Trump was supposed to offer the press secretary job too.. 😂😂
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Trump is a moron. He accidentally offered Dana White from the UFC, a job as a press secretary… when his staff meant, Dana W. White, former assistant to the Secretary of Defense of Public affairs… Someone came to Trump and said SHE would be great for the role, and because he’s a retard he thought Dana White, who runs the UFC.. lmao
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Trump took money from the memorials of fallen police officers to pay for his political ads. This money was appropriated by Congress to pay for the memorials. That’s enough to impeach his ass.
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The Mother Mary of Jesus wore a Hijab.
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Let’s remind MAGA why they got murdered in the midterms: let’s look at Trump’s top 10 promises. 1. Will end the Ukraine War day one. (It’s now lasted longer that WW1) 2. I’m not going to start wars, I’m going to stop wars. (Trump started a war with Iran) 3. National Debt. Was $34T when Trump took office. He said he was going to pay it down. (Debt surpassed $40T in less than 2 years) 4. We’re not cutting Medicare. The big beautiful bill reduced its funding. 5. Home Prices will drop. The medium house price reached record highs. 6. We’ll end inflation. (2.9% When Biden left office.. is now 3.7%) 7. I’ll cut energy prices in half within 12 months. (Energy prices are up 44%) 8. $2.00 gas. Trump holds the record for most consecutive days of gas above $4.00/gal surpassing Biden. 9. You’ll never see me sleeping on camera. (Multiple videos show Trump falling sleep during press conferences) 10. DOGE and Tariff checks…. Never came.
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Lololllolllo
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MAGA are supporters of Sharia Law.
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See, MAGA. You’re just unable to cope with reality.
People often post repeated election-fraud claims after a loss to resolve cognitive dissonance. When results clash with strong prior expectations and group identity, rejecting the outcome protects core beliefs, reduces psychological discomfort, and draws validation from others who share the same narrative.
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