Professor of applied nonlinear things; eclectic enthusiast of ping pong, corny jokes, cycling, Bowie, cricket, the outdoors and opposing counterfactual populism
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Alan Champneys retweeted
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump completely fails to understand the question he’s asked and rambles on incoherently. It’s clear Donald Trump has lost his mental capacity. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Trump is senile.
Alan Champneys retweeted
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (sometimes Tommy Robinson) deleted this Tweet, as he accidentally included his (now) ex-lawyer telling him that he will no longer represent him.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Alan Champneys retweeted
Pray, wherefore art thou?
Liz
Moggy
Penny
Grant
Merce
Fabby
All gone
Lost
Bunty just weeps & won’t get out of bed
Ramrod our lab just whines
Jill hasn’t opened the village shop
I sit alone
In the dark
Just me fiddling restlessly with my conkers
We are beaten.
#BritainHasFallen
😔
Alan Champneys retweeted
It’s been a long slog but here’s hoping, tonight, he’ll finally MOGG OFF #GeneralElection2024
Alan Champneys retweeted
Dear 🇬🇧,
Let me spell it out for you.
C👏O👏R👏R👏U👏P👏T👏I👏O👏N
#SOSNHS
ALT NHS A photo of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak with the headline: “Private firm linked to No 10 adviser handed NHS waiting lists contract.” Labour accuses Rishi Sunak of possible conflict of interest as former client of Bill Morgan chosen to run diagnostic centres. By Aletha Adi, political correspondent, @alethaadu. Ties 22 Aug 2023 06:00 BST
Alan Champneys retweeted
What is this absolute boll**** on Twitter right now? I’m suddenly losing followers whilst GB news races ahead by 20,000! If you think more should be watching my films & reports RT & follow. Let’s make sure the public get the unvarnished facts about this piece of crap Government
Alan Champneys retweeted
🚨BREAKING 🚨
Pixelated photo of suspended BBC presenter revealed #bbcpresenter
Alan Champneys retweeted
Looks like the only "net zero" that Rishi Sunak's government is in favour of is for their total achievement in office since 2010.
In fact, given their abysmal record on everything, having a "net zero achievement" for the Tories would in fact be a win...
theguardian.com/politics/202…
Alan Champneys retweeted
Read this @BathforEurope People are changing their minds about Brexit @IanrBartle @SecondSopSal @RuthMMalloy @ratsbatscats @InLimboV @Al_prof @alison_born
I used to live in Bath but now just down the road towards Chippenham. I remember seeing @BathforEurope here in 2017 or thereabouts. I also remember how shocked you were at the difference of opinion back then, with Chippenham being noticeably and vociferously more pro Brexit. I'm pleased to tell you, however, that things are changing for the better, even here.
As an experiment, it might be interesting to repeat the experience.
Alan Champneys retweeted
Take down the Coronation bunting, display your EU flags today and spread the word @IanrBartle @SecondSopSal @CllrDineRomero @FionaGourley @ratsbatscats @Al_prof @alison_born @suegcraig @Swindon4EU @euromove
Happy Europe Day. Display an EU flag in your window today and post a pic on social media with #EuropeDay #EuropeDay2023
Alan Champneys retweeted
Reminds me of the painful process of marking an exam script where a student had filled in 6(!) answer books yet scored the outstanding total of 26%.
Alan Champneys retweeted
Brilliant stuff from a proper humanitarian. #GarylinekerSpeaksForMe
Alan Champneys retweeted
There’s still time to sign up for this event tonight. Pls RT and spread the word!
@mikegalsworthy @IanDunt @acgrayling @HouseofBomeor @Al_prof @SODEMAction @snb19692 @BremainInSpain @13sarahmurphy @RemainingKind @Femi_Sorry @MarchForRejoin @StayEuropean @vanmaneuro
Don’t forget to sign up to hear @annabirdfr of the @euromove talk about how we rejoin the EU It’s tomorrow on Zoom @RejoinP RejoinP @GrassrootsEU bathforeurope.com/2023/01/28…
Alan Champneys retweeted
One thing that really puzzles me!
How the fuck have we ended up in such a shit state! How are the weirdest bunch of misfits, odd bods, sex pests and total fruit cakes actually governing the United Kingdom?
Alan Champneys retweeted
Nice to see our 2008 book with @cjbfordogs @Al_prof and #piotrkowalczyk on bifurcations in pws systems being defined as a classic in this nice review by #igorbelykh @PorfiriMaurizio #rachelkuske and #davidsimpson 👉 math.gsu.edu/ibelykh/2022_Ch…
Alan Champneys retweeted
It's #FollowBackFriday!
If you believe that the most important thing in UK politics is to get the Tories out give me a follow. Each day in #ToryBritain brings more pain for ordinary people. Let's put an end to the #ToryFascistDictatorship.
Alan Champneys retweeted
3 years ago I was brainstorming @BayesCentre with @BayesianBella & @maary_llewellyn about tackling the participation crisis of women in math PhDs. Now @_Piscopia is known throughout the UK, has committees at 14 UK uni's, and a continued legacy with a new generation of PhD leads
ALT piscopia.co.uk