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Alani Vargas

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Senior Editor, Lifestyle @parademagazine • @dorianawards member 🎙 @heroesofgalaxy @SeriouslyCallMe 🌈 Mean Lesbian Union Prez (she/her)

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If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka. With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka thedailybeast.com/obsessed/a…
Everything You Need to Know Before Watching ‘Ahsoka’

Everything You Need to Know Before Watching ‘Ahsoka’

Ahsoka Tano has a long history in the Star Wars franchise—but her Disney+ debut will be her biggest role yet. Time to catch up before tuning in.

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every 9 minutes a new, increasingly disorienting detail about haley stevens drops. wdym her staff showed up to a clyburn event and she didn’t? wdym she sent obama to vm? wdym CLUB CHALAMET defended her? wdym a registered foreign agent is running her presser? am i hallucinating
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Me monitoring the Michigan situation from Chicago:
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nothing could have prepared me
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Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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I need this to tank her political career in the party
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Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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Amanda Seyfried is that girl, has always been that girl. Wack him again
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Amanda seyfried calling Charlie Kirk a fucking pussy to Elizabeth Holmes’ psychopath maga husband’s face lives in my head rent free.
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not tracy fucking morgan doing a better elizabeth holmes than JLC
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Daniel Radcliffe and Tracy Morgan recreate the scene between Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for ‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.’
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when the monster mash is a graveyard smash
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This yellow sauce you see on the side is our zip sauce, it's like a rock sauce.
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This should be a multi million dollar lawsuit
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A referee just broke one of our players legs. You can’t make this up
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I’m just a girl, standing in front of boy, asking him for my mail and cable box back.
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What do you mean Zack is season 3 Kristen wearing her iconic green dress😭
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"i drank them all. not just the coors lights. but the yuenglings too"
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it’s so wild to watch this scene without gasping/laughing from an audience, it’s like the No Way Home portals scenes it’s crazy
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Amanda seyfried calling Charlie Kirk a fucking pussy to Elizabeth Holmes’ psychopath maga husband’s face lives in my head rent free.
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The most Ethan Hawke coded behavior I’ve ever seen from her like that is his daughter
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She couldn't let "forget about the book" pass...
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Blue wave getting a drop from Italy is actually crazy
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Pope Leo XIV has become the first-ever Pope to vote in a U.S. election. (via AP) He submitted a Chicago mail-in ballot for the 2026 midterms.
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“Yeah I fw abortion” “How would you feel if you were aborted?” I wouldn’t 😘
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It probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with an owala
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Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE
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I will always retweet this video when it comes back around. Tom holding the baby at the function, yeah, he wasn’t going nowhere after that.
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Zendaya brought Tom Holland to a family party and they called him Spider-Man. “Lemme get Spider-Man.” 😭🔥
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Almost the entire US media and political establishment wants us to ignore this
healpalestine (@healpalestine_) profile picturehealpalestine@healpalestine_Oct 30
Macklemore's support for HEAL Palestine directly benefits injured Gaza children. Last night, he met four injured Gaza children who attended his Paris concert. Saher, 8, Hala, 19, Dima, 16, and Malak, 7, They thanked Macklemore for supporting Palestine and the children of Gaza.
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