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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit4 Jun 2024

Bad news for all my haters.

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Yukel Aylee@kvo20218h

impromptu Tinashe dance party outside paramount

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I follow this singer on IG who I think has been going through some form of religious/woo woo psychosis on main for the last several days now.

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And if you think you know who I’m talking about have some tact and censor her name.

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el ⚢@lesbopoloOct 24

I think your pussy's upside down

@risk_011Oct 23

Let's fvck missionary so I can feel your balls rubbing my clit while you pump

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her name is cyn 🌷@cynfinite17h

Hall of fame verse, tbh.

@ImpactfulBardiOct 24

No b*tch topped this yet

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The funniest part of the show

cynthia’s angel@cynsangels13h

Replying to @cynsangels

i’m DECEASEDDD 😂😂😂 #snluk

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Sassington, M.C.

and this visual is still clearer than any prescription from an optometrist my eyes have ever experienced

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Not going to bother sounding particularly insightful here, but the older I get the more i'm like, "wow, animals are incredible." I'm donating to some animal charity like once a week at this rate. they got me.

@EvolveWildlifeOct 24

An American Mink pauses on the bank of Lake Ontario with a snow-dusted, still squirming catch. These sleek predators hunt relentlessly, even in the dead of winter. 📷 Jeremy Bridge-Cook

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henry@DemNationalist11h

Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?

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D.A.R.E Capo@YungYinkv9h

Oh you’re done @LorneMichaels

SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry

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jár@jarodzszOct 24

ubering from downtown brooklyn to bushwick

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Belly Rowland@OJTheKing19h

you kinda getting off light

cupid@wherescupidOct 24

before i send this money, do nails actually cost $60????

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Imani@youdoingtoomuch8h

She love that old man fr and he never once tried to stop her from dressing like a hoochie once they got married. Love em. They’re so fun and cute together

k ✰@D1GITALPRINCESSOct 24

i love how they color coordinated sm literally my fav couple!! <3

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No blue check, just bringing up old shit for the love of the game

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@scottbraddock11h

Houston: Hundreds of Texans leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was shot by ICE

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Transsexual Menace@wiisporttennisOct 23

Uncanny

mudkip@FTMUDKIPOct 23

maia poet looks like if rex from victorious made a wish to become human

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and I'm drinking it

gc.@Knowgcmusic19h

Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila

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B.@buhlesrevenge21h

this is the most Sundayest Saturday ever

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i can hear this tweet

F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️@coopercooperco8h

Stack that up over a month, I’m gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year, you’re toast.

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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️@coopercooperco8h

Stack that up over a month, I’m gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year, you’re toast.

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