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Joined May 2023
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May I suggest you hold your Pride Night and Muslim Night on the same day next season so we can see what happens?
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I’ve been a huge fan of the Internet Invitational, but watching the final devolve into a babysitting contest is a massive letdown. Drama is great content but this just ain’t it so far.
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Please man please, I am begging you please get these people away from my sport please
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Merabs friend was launching these inbreds 😭 give him a contract
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Merabs homie held it DOWN He dropped 2 Dagis on his own 😭
The video was deleted Here it is re uploaded
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Totally normal place for a guy who just won a Texas election this week to go: right to NYC to be a guest on a liberal comedy TV show to joke about all of his fundraising outside of Texas
omg James Talarico just made a surprise appearance on SNL, and the audience went WILD "Hi, America! I'm James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5. But I think, Mr. President, if we can work together we can make life better for everyday Americans. It's clear people want something new. They want something different. I'm talking, of course, about SNL's cold opens. How many of these Trump freezes are they gonna do?!"
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Trans people be like "You're killing us!" And then go vote for Muslims 😭
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“I hate AIPAC and PAC money in politics, but now that I’ve won, let me create my own PAC.”
JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed launches "Habibi PAC" to raise money for other political candidates
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Dostál showing why Brossoit has had the net the last three games. Dude is all over the place and can’t maintain his position to save his life. #FlyTogether
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Replying to @AnaheimDucks
Waiting for all the girls who think Dostal is cute to explain how nothing is ever his fault
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I’ve never laughed harder. You would have thought he took down Wesley Bryan. He halved a match with “Cheddy”
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Riggs grinding out half a point versus a 20 handicap @RiggsBarstool @ForePlayPod @Internetinvite
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Dems be like "Trump protects rapists and murderers" and then literally go protect rapists and murderers
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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Newsom just commuted the sentence of the man who locked this boy up in a cage, made him eat cat shit and shot him with BBs for fun only to watch him die.
BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom has commuted the death sentences of all 548 people on the state’s death row to life without parole, in the largest mass commutation in modern U.S. history.
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Brandel Chamblee on LIV: “They all thought that they were like beachfront property in Malibu. And the market was telling them, ‘No, your timeshare’s in Toledo.’”
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Blue wave bull market 11/4/2026-11/4/2026 congrats to all
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Breaking News from @TheAthletic: LIV Golf, which lost its Saudi funding, has shut down after five years of operation and $5 billion spent. nyti.ms/4BJi5IP
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I didn't realize you could vote your way out of a dictatorship 🧐
Trump right now watching his dictatorship crumble:
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