Comedian. JUST FOR US is on @HBO. loves ramen and black & white cookies and strange novels.

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Replying to @jeff_gluck
This is WILD
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Replying to @DBashIdeas
Depraved, imho.
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Replying to @BuschMVP
Oh buddy
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Replying to @spencecoin
it’s awful It’s common practice when a team wins for the first time in ages to offer employees of every type rings. If they’re not doing that — and using that sore spot to run a security test, it says a lot. I’d quit. You get into sports partially for rings.
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Replying to @spencecoin
I gotta say I eventually and foolishly quit over much less
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Replying to @MikeDrucker
Maximally cruel.
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If this happened to me when I was working in sports in my 20s, I would have quit on the spot. What the hell is this?
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Alex Edelman retweeted
ON THIS DAY: The Boston Red Sox came back from down 3-0 to beat the New York Yankees in Game 7 of the ALCS 🙌 22 Years later, and it still feels surreal 🤩
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Replying to @ArgeniFS @JayJurden
Answer this one Jay I want to know also
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You’re out of your mind.
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I’m told she has a broken rib, her hand will need surgery, stitches in her lower back, her leg is in pretty rough shape and various other bruises and injuries from being beaten with a stick and kicked so many times. Hence the hospital. Nice of you to be so genuinely concerned.
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Because I think anyone who would defend that (obviously heinous) practice is probably not swayed by my tweeting but I have seen people within my community defending or downplaying Hilltop Youth-style violence like this. Thanks for your good faith question, man.
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grotesque. there oughta be universal condemnation decades in war zones and @Heidiphotos first major injury comes from masked settlers.
Dozens of masked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers trying to gather their autumn olive harvest. Heidi Levine, a veteran photographer for The Post, was also knocked her to the ground, kicked repeatedly and stripped of her camera and phone. wapo.st/4yY8dJw
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Replying to @kalpurrnia @JNGross
What’s sarcastic? It’s very cool. Wish I had my ancestors’ papers.
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Replying to @Mostofsky
Sorry, man. No names were changed at Ellis Island, ever. Either someone in your family lied or they just fudged up the truth a little and Ellis Island is shorthand for a different interaction — most likely a voluntary one.
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Please check the link. It never happened partially because agents there didn’t have the power to change your name. I’m sorry. Our family stories are important to who we are.
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Replying to @iamreddave
They changed their name on the passenger manifest paperwork, not their legal identity, but if you’re going to try to poke a hole in the argument, it’s your best bet. I respect it as a fellow pedantic, but it doesn’t really hold.
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Replying to @OccidentalThe
Get to the end of the thread 😏
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You gotta get to the bottom of the thread, achi.
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Replying to @G5Trader
You’re right, but the sources at the end of the thread do.
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