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Sliding tackle enjoyer. NUFC

United Kingdom
Joined September 2015
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A Twitter account live tweeting world events from 2001 in real-time can’t ignore Craig Bellamy scoring the only ever recorded hat-trick by a substitute for Newcastle United ‘tomorrow’.
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No other sport is like this, it’s a bit insane that everyone just accepts it in football
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Happy Cardiff (a) day to all that celebrate #NUFC
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Every morning there a breakthrough on the Bruno situation.. Around midday that gets denied. Every bastard day forever and ever until we just fucking give in. Give these people what they fucking want. You can quickly see the same tactic employed with Lewis Hall a mile off..
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Newcastle United 2022-25
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Nah I'm sorry this is fucking dogshit, I know people will be happy hes gone, but the time, the way in which it has happened, and replacing him with someone I have literally never heard of. This is a fucking disaster.
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Thank you for making us dream. Thank you for making us believe. Thank you for everything. RIP, King.
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Kevin Keegan’s words at the signing of Alan Shearer, 1996. #NUFC
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The 24 on the back of Reece James' shirt is a reference to how many stone he weighs
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Top of Dan Burn’s head scraping the atmosphere at this altitude
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OK, I am done for the evening
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Get second hand embarrassment on holiday when blokes are going to dinner in gymshark sets. No wonder they all think we're utterly classless on the continent.
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Newcastle have conceded 20 goals in the final 15 minutes of their games this season - more than any other side in the Premier League.
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Playing Wolte and Osula up top would be the perfect time to have our full backs overlappig, but sadly our best LB is at RB and our LB is Burn.. #NUFC
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‘Congratulations Bournemouth. You’ve finally made it into Europe. Here’s how we’re making sure that won’t happen again.’ One of, if not the smartest recruitment strategies in the Premier League. Absolute insanity.
🚨Bournemouth's likely UEFA qualification is, perversely, about to trigger a raft of SCR issues. Champions League will be lucrative enough to fix any issues, Europa and Conference may not. Even with their huge recent trading profits, a 70% SCR cap will be very hard to comply with (both at UEFA and PL levels). Remember Bournemouth were one of the vocal dissenters to the SCR implementation. One to watch.
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True fact: It is against EU law for a Champions League knockout game not to have someone doing this at some point after conceding a goal
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"Dan's never let us down in that position”
Eddie Howe on why he benched Lewis Hall: "It's always a difficult decision because Lewis is an outstanding player and you never for any second doubt his qualities and what he can bring to the team, but I felt today for a number of reasons that Dan was the right pick in terms of height and physicality and dealing with Arsenal's threats. "Dan's never let us down in that position. He plays it very differently to Lewis. But I thought that was the right call for this game."
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Botman with that shirt pull for literally no fucking reason
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Not to use hyperbolic language, but this might be the best needledrop in TV history teapawt.net/GereonK23502/status/20…
Great moment when a Sopranos episode ends with this one song that just drops desolation in your soul, so sad and chilling it's like gazing straight towards the abyss, I mean your life is forever more precarious just knowing this exists, then you Google the song and it's by Moby.
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