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"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in
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Not wanting to get drawn into the flag debate but that is first class dismounting of a ladder
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This Paul Merton joke to @amolrajan on @haveigotnews might be the funniest spontaneous joke I’ve ever seen
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>Joins Season 3 of The Traitors.
>Slags his wife’s cooking off on National Television.
>Spells some guys name wrong.
>Gets murdered on episode 2.
Good night, Sweet Prince. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK
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surely a ramp would be better
Ticketmaster makes 'huge step' for disabled music fans bbc.in/2MZCHWK
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Picture what you think this little girl on the mountain looks like.
Get that image real clear in your mind.
Then click.
Girl, 6, climbs north Africa's highest mountain bbc.in/4dPZEpf
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If you never liked Oasis, or more daringly, thought they were boring, it is VITALLY important that you tell everyone. This is something that people NEED to know. Crush their joy. Everything must always and forever be about you.
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When you lie on your job application but still get the job
teapawt.net/OlympicsContext/status…
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everyone on their third hour of watching the #OpeningCeremony
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Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.


























