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all movies suck | he/him

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2017
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Why does the Oppenheimer score fit so well over Stephen A. Smith???
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We don't know what to say. Just watch.
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“Oh you meal prep?” No, I pack my lunch. I’m not an Instagram hustle culture frat boy. I have food, I want to eat it later, so I pack it. I’ve been doing it since the 4th grade. It’s not complicated. This isn’t funny I just wanted to say that the term “meal prep” is stupid.
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Getting my roommates Peacock log in in exchange for my New York Times login. This is how society SHOULD be.
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My entry to the federal duck stamp art contest did not win.
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she has the kind of sadness in her eyes you only see in people from Pennsylvania
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Why are you being so mean to your NYC friends? Me: #EaglesNation
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Bill Watterson don't give a damn and I love it lmao
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To Rishi Sunak, wearing a seatbelt is like paying overseas taxes on your family’s income: ✨optional✨
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak of Britain was fined by the police for not wearing a seatbelt after he posted an Instagram video of himself riding in a car without one, he acknowledged on Friday. His office did not disclose the amount he would pay. nyti.ms/3D52sia
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Stevie Nicks fan gf and Joy Division fan bf
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I don’t think we appreciate just how loaded the cast of Mad Men is
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it’s only been two days but this has aged horribly
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Santa seeing cookies on the table
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Lmk when Taylor Swift does this
sports will NEVER be as important as music or any other art. everyone can run and kick balls. a FEW can write and produce songs. being creative and expressing yourselves is something no football player can do successfully and win awards for that
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goddamnit they’re minerals, Marie
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tanya in the white lotus finale
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