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Just a random guy making my first ever account who likes formula 1 🏎, skiing ⛷, drinking with friends 🍺 (or should I say 🍻haha) and voting labour 🔑

Joined February 2024
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Party on the streets of London
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I genuinely felt uncomfortable when everybody starting singing his name That “thank you Arsenal” has been lasered into my brain
That Giroud reception has scared me a bit, this fanbase is a mess
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I’ve actually got a lot of time for how committed to this you are 😂😂😂
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Your fella tweets south eastern
Replying to @Se_Railway
@Se_Railway what’s the cause of the delay today?
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“The”
The Arsenal have arrived.
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You’d think this breh was Kaka the way we’re going on about him Fuck him
Arsenal are trying to sign Julian Alvarez but realistic about their chances. There has so far been little encouragement that the Argentine is willing to give up on his Barcelona dream for London - but there’s still time. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Making sure he gets hounded out from your gaff would be serious effort
If Alvarez joins Arsenal, I’ll boo every touch and make sure he gets hounded out. I only want players who want to play for the club. Shit prick
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If this was city they’d be saying thanks for everything 😂😂 It’s so satisfying how much people hate their players joining us
It’s mint how a club not in the big six can make the bigger teams pay over the odds for our players 😂😂😂 See ya later Brazilian rat, genuinely hope you do your ACL too. No captain or club legend of mine Operation: Stiller or Nmecha 😍
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What a chancer 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exclusive 💣 Real Madrid won’t answer @arsenal phone calls 📞 ❌ to discuss Vinícius Júnior. Arsenal officials even tried ringing via a withheld number. They refuse to talk.
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As much as I agree that Saka should keep the #7 shirt at Arsenal, you have to understand branding. Vini Jr's branding is worth far more than Saka's & will be part of negotiations to offset any wages payable by Arsenal. Apart from Saka's signature on shirts, I haven't seen the #7 in any of his other branding. Personally, what I would do to make all parties happy: Sell Jesus - Free up the #9 Gyökeres gets the #9 Saka gets the #14 Vini Jr gets the #7 That way, Saka gets Henry's number (especially as Henry mentors Saka), Gyökeres gets his number that he wanted & Vini Jr gets his 7 for his branding. Saka does deserve to keep the #7 but I also think the solution above makes 3 parties happy.
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Cope more dude
Anyone else not even remotely worried or phased by them signing Bruno G? Good little player for sure but it’s an outrageous overpay for a soon to be 30 year old that’s had insane mileage under Howe’s system. Their window just makes me more confident they’ll finish 2nd or 3rd imo.
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Noni Madueke's statistically calculated player characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Dribbling 🟢 Taking set-peices 🟢 Finishing ❌ Weaknesses: 🔴 Crossing
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Don’t get your hopes up and I’m not trying to be an ITK but listen to this very specific life world changing information I’ve made up
Sticking my neck out a bit here & definitely not trying to be an ITK, so please don't shoot me if I'm wrong. Just had a call from a friend who is a photographer for Madrid; Vini Jr has declined his contract renewal & has asked Madrid to accept Arsenal's offer. I've been told it's ~£110m all in (add-ons etc), with a wage of £350k for Vini, offset by his 100% image rights in the UK. Again, it's only what I've been told by a buddy. I don't want to get anyone's hopes up too high in case it's not 100% correct. Just wanted to pass on what I was told. #AFC
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I’ve never been into England but there’s a handful of countries that would make me patriotic These lot are probably top of the list and I hope England smash them to bits on and off the pitch
It was all kick off last night between the English and Argentineans.. Wednesday night is going to get tasty 😅
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If England win the World Cup I’m gonna get a pair of exofits out of respect
The posh cunts have found out reebok workouts for fucks sake.
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This is another thing I can’t stand about Twitter atm Saddos making fake quotes/pics
Morgan Rogers on IG Let it all work out
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Ngl AI’s making this app hard to use sometimes teapawt.net/miliondouga/status/206…
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I’m stuck in a vicious cycle because I hate it but I also can’t help but watch those ridiculous Chinese short films
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It’s quite fucked that this doesn’t really scare anyone If you heard about this somewhere else in the world you’d probably never go there
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri [@TheAthleticFC]
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Ngl I had tears in my eyes when Odegaard grabbed the trophy The way he looked down at it like it wasn’t really
آرسنال 🏆
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Exactly this I didn’t think it at the time, but the more time that goes on I understand this was the best night of my life
With time, I’ve deeped it was the greatest night of my life
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