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Criminals can be President now? Maybe I can be President one day. You never know, T.
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A wise person once said that you will experience climate change through a series of increasingly wild videos, until you are the one taking the video.
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As Rishi says, 30mph is a good British speed in that it embodies the good old fashioned British sense of fair play and healthy competition. Maybe the car will come out on top or maybe the cycling child will. At 20mph the child will usually live, which seems unfair on the car. 🇬🇧
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Erm. Has anyone told him that the thing on the right is a quill pen? As in.. made from a bird feather. That a Tweet is the communicative sound of a bird..? And that Home icon is in actual fact, a… ah forget it.
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As a…
– Twitter user
I want…
– unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities.
so that…
– It’s no longer possible to even parody this fucking shitshow.
ALT Image repeats text of tweet content in image form for some reason
Just me Xavier, my ‘AI DJ’ on @SpotifyUK. What a fun product… let’s see how they get on #NowPlaying
open.spotify.com/track/3rkJH…
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Protest is a human right.
Our right to protest is protected by the Human Rights Act.
Our right to protest is protected by international law.
Don’t let anyone tell you different
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Letter in today’s Guardian: “In recent years, the food bank has used grants from the national lottery to support its activities, but recent applications for funding have been unsuccessful. They have been told that much of the funding is going to events celebrating the coronation”
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We made a #StarWars trailer in the style of #wesanderson hope you guys enjoy it!
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While we learn that *every single river* in England is polluted, here is the River Limmat in Switzerland. It runs through the centre of the largest city, Zürich (population: 436,000).
Water Quality: Excellent
Public Swimming Baths: 11
We have been mugged. #WildIsles
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This is pathetic for so many reasons.
Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - BBC statement bbc.in/3mJW3Up
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If you get impostor syndrome, read this.
This is a real press release from the UK Prime Minister. He tweeted a QR code which:
- Mobile Twitter users can't scan
- Requires @AdobeAero
- Breaks on Android
- Glitches on iOS
And if you jump through the hoops... THIS is the result.
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The tech hype cycle in a nutshell:
2021: Wow NFTs, we can finally assign ownership and value to computer images so they're no longer free!
2022: Wow AI, we can produce an unlimited supply of computer images dropping their value to zero so they're finally free!
